SHISHISHI! SoftBank's Treasure Hunt! They Sold T-Mobile Shares?!

Meat on the Table... er Berries in the Vault!

Hey it's me Luffy! I heard these SoftBank guys found a HUGE treasure chest! They sold some T Mobile shares – sounds like food to me! – and got $4.8 billion! Shishishi! That's enough to buy a lifetime supply of meat for me AND Sanji! They sold 21.5 million of these 'T Mobile shares' at $224 each. I don't know what a 'share' is but it sounds tasty!

Discounted Shares? Sounds Like a Zoro Deal!

Apparently these shares were gonna go for $224 to $228 but they sold 'em for a little less! Like when Zoro gets lost and ends up paying extra for sake – but in reverse! It was about 3% cheaper than what they were yesterday. Maybe they just wanted to get rid of 'em quick! Like when I eat all the food on the ship before anyone else gets a bite! Gotta be fast!

SoftBank's Still Got Some Treasure Left!

Even after selling all those shares SoftBank is still second in line after this other guy called Deutsche Telekom who are the biggest investors of T Mobile . SoftBank had a lot of shares before! Something like 7.52% of T Mobile worth about $22.76 billion! That's a LOT of treasure! They're still richer than Nami's dream.

A Promise is a Promise! (Even in Business!)

These SoftBank guys also said they'd get some more T Mobile shares for free! Like when Usopp promises to be brave then actually IS! They got it after they fulfilled the conditions of that merger between SoftBank's old telecommunication business called Sprint and T Mobile were settled. Free treasure is the best treasure! Even better than Sanji's cooking...almost!

Bloomberg Knows ALL!

Seems like some news pirates named Bloomberg knew about this share sale way before I did! They must have a really good lookout or a powerful observation Haki! Either way good for them! Shishishi! Makes me wonder if they know where the One Piece is...

Now Where's the MEAT?!

So SoftBank got a ton of Berries by selling some shares. But all this talk about money and shares makes me hungry! Sanji! Meat! NOW! And maybe a little bit for the rest of the crew too...maybe. Shishishi!