SHISHISHI! Iran and Israel Throwing Punches Like Sanji and Zoro Fighting Over Meat!

Air Raid Sirens? Sounds Like a Party!

Hey everyone it's your Captain Luffy here! I just heard some crazy news! Apparently Iran and Israel are having a HUGE fight! Missiles are flying around like Usopp's exploding stars and sirens are wailing like Nami when she sees a treasure map! They're telling people to hide but I'd probably just try to catch the missiles and see if they taste like meat! Shishishi!

Iran Says 'Gum Gum... MISSILE BARRAGE!'

So Iran's saying they're gonna keep attacking and maybe even go after those US bases! It's like when I told Kaido I was going to be King of the Pirates. Those guys are pretty serious! They launched a whole bunch of missiles and apparently Tehran's got its own defenses up. It's like a mini Enies Lobby in the sky! I wonder if they have a Sogeking up there shooting down missiles with his slingshot.

Iron Dome? More Like Meat Shield!

Israel's got this thing called the "Iron Dome" that's supposed to stop the missiles. Sounds tough but I bet I could still break through it with my Gear Fourth! Maybe I could even eat it... Nah probably tastes like metal. But hey at least the US is helping out a bit by shooting down some of the incoming fire. They are moving like a Gum Gum Gatling when shooting down the missiles

Trump's Take: 'American Equipment is the BEST!'

That old man Trump is talking about how Israel's got the best equipment because it's American. He's like one of those merchants in Orange Town trying to sell you a broken sword for a fortune! But hey if it helps protect people I guess it's not so bad. Still I'd rather have a good piece of meat than any fancy weapon!

Negotiations on Hold? Time for a Feast!

Apparently they were supposed to have some talks but now they're not. Sounds boring! Talks are never as good as a good old fashioned brawl! Maybe if they just sat down and shared some meat they could work things out. Sanji would be the MVP for sure!

Markets Falling? Don't Worry I'll Find the Treasure!

The news also says the stock markets are falling because of all this fighting. I don't know what that means but it sounds like bad news for Nami's treasure! Don't worry Nami I'll find you even MORE treasure to make up for it! Maybe we can find a giant pile of gold and use it to buy everyone meat!