SHISHISHI! Giant Bird Goes BOOM! So Many People... FOOD!

Meat Meat EVERYWHERE!

Oi nakama! Luffy here reporting live... well not *live* live because that big metal bird went belly up faster than Zoro gets lost! This Air India thing right? A Dreamliner they called it. More like a Nightmare liner am I right? SHISHISHI! Anyway it went *BOOM* right after takeoff from Ahmedabad. They say over 240 people kicked the bucket! That's like... a LOT of potential nakama AND FOOD! Though… I doubt they're still edible.

One Lucky Bugger!

Get this! One dude survived! ONE! He must have some SERIOUS Haki! They hauled him off to a hospital. Hope he's got a belly full of meat waiting for him when he wakes up. Poor fella probably needs it. Being the only survivor? That's gotta be lonelier than Sanji without any ladies around.

Boeing's Bad Luck!

This Boeing thingy... they're having a worse day than when Nami robs me blind! Apparently this is the first time one of their Dreamliners turned into a flaming… dream ender? Sounds like they need a good Gum Gum Red Hawk to get things back on track. Or maybe just a new captain… SHISHISHI!

What Went Wrong? Mystery Meat!

No one knows why this metal bird went diving faster than Usopp when danger shows up. They're gonna poke around the wreckage like Sanji looking for the freshest ingredients. Takes months they say! Months! I could eat ALL the meat in the world in that time! All that waiting… makes a guy hungry!

Everyone's Blaming Everyone!

The plane was old apparently older than Brook! But everyone's pointing fingers like they're in a Gomu Gomu no Gatling! Boeing is sorry the engine guys are sorry Air India is SUPER sorry... but being sorry doesn't bring back meat! I mean people! This is a disaster! Let's get to the bottom of this before another giant bird decides to become a shooting star.

Flights Grounded! My Appetite Too!

They stopped flights for a bit but they're back up now. Good! Don't want people stuck on the ground when they could be flying... to meat! I mean adventure! The aviation minister dude says they'll find out what happened. I hope they do! 'Cause if giant metal birds are gonna fall out of the sky I need to know how to dodge them! SHISHISHI!