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Homer Simpson reports on how the Federal Reserve's interest rate cuts might (or might not) help small businesses like Moe's Tavern, with a side of political head-scratching. image

Doh! The Feds are Cutting Rates?! Will this Finally Get Me That Duff Brewery?

Sun 29 September, 2024 14:21
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Bank of America predicts gold could skyrocket to $3,500 an ounce thanks to central banks and China, leaving me wondering if I should sell my car for gold! image

Gold Prices To Explode Like My Pants After Thanksgiving! Will I Be Rich?!

Wed 26 March, 2025 18:30
2 minutes to read

Former President Trump scraps a plan to have Medicare cover pricey obesity drugs, saving billions but delaying access for many. Doh! image

Donuts Safe! Trump Saves America From Expensive Diet Pills!

Fri 04 April, 2025 21:34
2 minutes to read

President Trump's new trade policy sends markets into a tailspin, with experts predicting higher prices and a possible recession. Mmm, recession... image

Doh! Trump's Tariffs Turn the Economy Upside Down Like a Duff Can!

Thu 03 April, 2025 07:32
2 minutes to read

Homer Simpson breaks down how White House tariffs might make your Duff Beer and donuts more expensive than a trip to Moe's Tavern! image

Doh! Tariffs Are Making Me Thirsty For Lower Prices!

Thu 27 March, 2025 13:04
2 minutes to read

Traders are betting on multiple Federal Reserve rate cuts this year amidst recession fears fueled by Trump's tariffs. Could this mean lower prices on donuts... I mean, essential goods? image

Doh! Is Trump Gonna Wreck the Economy?! Rate Cuts Are Coming!

Fri 04 April, 2025 13:52
3 minutes to read