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Homer Simpson reports on Trump's Middle East visit, complete with camels, cash, and mucho marble. Doh! image

Trump Gets the Royal Donut Treatment in the Middle East! Mmm... Donut Diplomacy!

Fri 16 May, 2025 07:54
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UnitedHealth Group's stock took a nosedive faster than me reaching for a donut, thanks to a DOJ investigation into possible Medicare fraud. Mmm, fraud! image

Doh! UnitedHealth in Deep Doo-Doo: Feds Investigatin' for Medicare Shenanigans!

Thu 15 May, 2025 14:52
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Silicon Valley's AI focus shifts from research to rapid product development, raising concerns about safety shortcuts and potential risks, leaving Homer Simpson worried about Skynet and losing his job to a robot. image

Doh! AI Safety Takes a Dive as Tech Giants Chase the Doughnuts!

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:00
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Homer Simpson reports on the latest inflation figures, tariff threats, and wonders where the donuts fit into all this economic mumbo jumbo. image

Doh! Inflation Slower Than Expected, But Trump's Tariffs Loom Like Marge's Hair!

Tue 13 May, 2025 19:57
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KindlyMD merges with Nakamoto Holdings, a Bitcoin investment firm, aiming to conquer the world, one digital coin at a time. Mmm, digital coins... image

Doh! KindlyMD Goes Crypto Crazy: From Opioids to Oh-No-Its!

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:48
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KindlyMD merges with a bitcoin firm, their stock jumps higher than Bart Simpson on a sugar rush, and everyone's chasing that sweet, sweet crypto dough! image

Doh! KindlyMD Goes Crypto Crazy! Mmm...Bitcoin!

Mon 12 May, 2025 13:36
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After days of intense fighting, a fragile ceasefire holds between India and Pakistan, with Trump vowing to intervene. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to figure out how to get more donuts into my face. image

Mmm, Ceasefire: Trump Promises to Solve Kashmir While I Promise to Finish This Donut!

Sun 11 May, 2025 07:30
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Expert Ric Edelman says living longer means the classic 60-40 investment strategy is kaput! Invest more in stocks, or you'll be saying 'D'oh!' when you're 100 and broke! image

Doh! 60-40 Portfolio is Dead, Says Smart Guy: Blame Our Long Lives, Not the Bonds!

Fri 09 May, 2025 20:27
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Germany's new economic minister says the country needs to loosen its lederhosen, take some risks, and invest big in infrastructure to boost its sluggish economy. Mmm, infrastructure... image

Doh! Germany Needs More Krusty Burgers... I Mean, Infrastructure!

Fri 09 May, 2025 10:06
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Bill Gates vows to donate $200 billion to charity, hoping to avoid being remembered as just a rich dude. He even throws shade at Elon Musk! Mmm, shade... image

Doh! Bill Gates Promises to Share His Doughnuts (Err, Dollars!)

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:48
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