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After a missile scare in Qatar, oil prices took a nosedive faster than I dive for a donut, but there's still a chance things could go kablooey! image

Doh! Oil Prices Do a Homer: Plunge Faster Than Me on a Water Slide!

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:25
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Oil prices plummet after an Iranian missile strike on a Qatar airbase causes no casualties, leading to hopes of de-escalation and less 'ouch' at the gas pump... maybe! image

D'oh! Oil Prices Do a Faceplant After Iran Misses the Target (Thank Goodness!)

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:25
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Uncle Sam wants NATO to cough up 5% of their GDP for defense, but some countries are dragging their feet faster than I run from a donut truck! image

Doh! NATO's Gonna Spend How Much on BANG-BANG?!

Mon 23 June, 2025 06:45
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Satellite pics show trucks at Iran nuke site before... BOOM! Did they remember the sprinkles? image

Doh! Iran's Nukes Get the Donut Treatment!

Sun 22 June, 2025 10:10
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Those Eggheads at Maxar Took Pictures of Iran's Secret Hideout Before We Blew It Up (Allegedly). Mmm, Blowed Up Things... image

D'oh-tomic Fallout! U.S. Nukes Iran's Nooky-lar Plant (Maybe)!

Sun 22 June, 2025 10:10
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NetJets president says demand is still strong, even with market craziness, but watch out for those incognito flights and picky eaters! image

Doh! Rich People Still Flying High in Private Jets, Even When the Stock Market's a D'oh-Nut!

Fri 20 June, 2025 16:44
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An appeals court lets Trump control National Guard troops in LA, overruling a lower court and sparking debate over presidential power. Mmm, power... image

Doh! Trump Keeps Guard Control: Order Restored or Doh-verriding Newsom?

Fri 20 June, 2025 09:50
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An appeals court lets Trump keep the National Guard in Los Angeles despite the Governor's protests. Sounds like a job for...a donut! image

Mmm...Federal Troops! Trump Keeps Control of California National Guard, DOH!

Fri 20 June, 2025 09:50
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Homer Simpson reports on how the Israel-Iran conflict is jacking up shipping insurance, potentially threatening the global donut supply chain. Doh! image

Doh! Israel and Iran Messing with My Beer Money... I Mean, Shipping!

Thu 19 June, 2025 08:13
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Homer Simpson reports on the drop in crude oil prices following Trump's claims of Iran wanting to negotiate, amidst potential military action threats. image

Doh! Oil Prices Fall After Trump Says Iran Wants to Talk (Maybe About Donuts?)

Wed 18 June, 2025 15:29
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