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EssilorLuxottica's AI glasses sales have skyrocketed proving people will buy anything especially if it makes them look smart or at least think they do. image

D'oh-ptics Explode Meta AI Glasses Sales Triple

Wed 11 February, 2026 21:22
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Novo Nordisk CEO hopes Medicare coverage will help them sell more weight loss pills. I hope they come in donut flavor. image

D'oh Dieting Medicare to Cover Obesity Meds, According to Some Smart Guy

Wed 11 February, 2026 18:15
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McDonald's franchisees and corporate are in a disagreement about pricing strategies. Can't we all just get along for the love of Krusty Burgers? image

McDonald's Franchisee Frenzy: Grimace vs. Golden Arches Over Prices

Wed 11 February, 2026 14:10
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European markets react to a mixed bag of corporate earnings, with some companies thriving and others facing headwinds. Doh'. image

D'oh Nuts European Markets Wobble Amidst Earnings Barrage

Wed 11 February, 2026 09:20
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Ford's factory line, where hopes of profit and innovation meet real-world aluminum fires and tariff nightmares. Mmm...tariffs. image

Ford's Wild Ride Missed Turns and Electrifying Twists Ahead

Tue 10 February, 2026 22:46
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Alphabet raises over $30 billion in bond sales to fuel its AI ambitions, leaving investors drooling. image

Alphabet's Mega Bond Bonanza D'oh-nuts for Investors

Tue 10 February, 2026 21:25
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Moderna's flu shot dreams meet a bureaucratic roadblock at the FDA, leaving many wondering 'why me?' image

FDA Punts Moderna's Flu Shot Application Into the Springfield Gorge

Tue 10 February, 2026 23:11
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Raj Jegannathan, ex-Tesla VP, probably off to find a company that sells donuts, not just electric dreams image

Tesla Exec Jumps Ship D'oh

Tue 10 February, 2026 00:24
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Little Lisa Simpson dreams of financial freedom thanks to Trump Accounts. Maybe she can finally afford that pony. image

Doh'nuts to Dollars Kids Get Trump Accounts Early

Mon 09 February, 2026 17:12
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A weary traveler contemplates the new TSA ConfirmID fee, wondering if donuts are a valid form of identification. image

D'oh No Real ID Means Dough for TSA

Sat 31 January, 2026 14:15
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