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EssilorLuxottica's AI glasses sales have skyrocketed proving people will buy anything especially if it makes them look smart or at least think they do. image
Headlines

D'oh-ptics Explode Meta AI Glasses Sales Triple

Novo Nordisk CEO hopes Medicare coverage will help them sell more weight loss pills. I hope they come in donut flavor. image
US News

D'oh Dieting Medicare to Cover Obesity Meds, According to Some Smart Guy

McDonald's franchisees and corporate are in a disagreement about pricing strategies. Can't we all just get along for the love of Krusty Burgers? image
Business

McDonald's Franchisee Frenzy: Grimace vs. Golden Arches Over Prices

European markets react to a mixed bag of corporate earnings, with some companies thriving and others facing headwinds. Doh'. image
World News

D'oh Nuts European Markets Wobble Amidst Earnings Barrage

Ford's factory line, where hopes of profit and innovation meet real-world aluminum fires and tariff nightmares. Mmm...tariffs. image
World News

Ford's Wild Ride Missed Turns and Electrifying Twists Ahead

Alphabet raises over $30 billion in bond sales to fuel its AI ambitions, leaving investors drooling. image
Technology

Alphabet's Mega Bond Bonanza D'oh-nuts for Investors

Moderna's flu shot dreams meet a bureaucratic roadblock at the FDA, leaving many wondering 'why me?' image
Business

FDA Punts Moderna's Flu Shot Application Into the Springfield Gorge

Raj Jegannathan, ex-Tesla VP, probably off to find a company that sells donuts, not just electric dreams image
Autos

Tesla Exec Jumps Ship D'oh

Little Lisa Simpson dreams of financial freedom thanks to Trump Accounts. Maybe she can finally afford that pony. image
Headlines

Doh'nuts to Dollars Kids Get Trump Accounts Early

A weary traveler contemplates the new TSA ConfirmID fee, wondering if donuts are a valid form of identification. image
Travel

D'oh No Real ID Means Dough for TSA