Tesla Exec Jumps Ship D'oh

Tesla Loses a Big Brain D'oh

Well here's a headline that's got me thinking harder than when Marge makes me do chores. Raj Jegannathan a big shot at Tesla for 13 years has packed his bags and said 'So long Spring...field' I mean Tesla. He was in charge of all sorts of brainy stuff like IT AI and keeping the bad guys out of their computers. Now he's gone and I bet someone's saying 'Whyyyyyy?' like I do when I drop my donut.

Sales Slump and Musk's Antics Ay Caramba

Turns out Tesla's been having a bit of a 'doh' moment themselves. Their sales are down and apparently it's not just because their cars are getting old. Some folks are saying that Elon Musk's... let's call them 'interesting' opinions aren't helping things. Maybe he should stick to rockets and let someone else sell the cars. It appears Trump agrees and made a bold claim India Cuts Russian Oil. You can read more about it in this indepth Trump's Bold Claim India Cuts Russian Oil A Master Chief Analysis

Driverless Dreams Go Puff

And get this they're still promising cars that can drive themselves. Remember that time I tried to build my own car? Yeah didn't end well. These driverless cars better not end up like my attempt. If they do we're all in trouble. 'Marge where's my helmet?'

Blame It on the Aging EVs

So the cars are getting old huh? Maybe they need to add a spoiler or something. You know jazz it up. Like when I put that racing stripe on the family sedan. Made it go faster I swear. 'Woohoo'!

No Comment D'oh

Neither Tesla nor Jegannathan wanted to chat about it. Probably too busy counting their money or something. Either way it's a big ol' question mark hanging over Tesla right now. Time will tell if they can pull a rabbit out of their electric hat or if they'll end up saying 'Eat my shorts'.

The Future is Electric Woohoo

Well there you have it folks. Tesla's in a pickle. Can they fix it? I don't know. But I do know one thing: I'm gonna go get a donut. 'Mmm donuts'.