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BP's first-quarter profits are lower than expected, leading to investor jitters, a strategic rethink, and whispers of a possible takeover. Mmm, takeover... image

Doh! BP's Profits Take a Dive! Is This the End of My Gas Guzzling?

Tue 29 April, 2025 07:07
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Spotify splashes over $100 million on podcasts, even after Joe Rogan and Alex Cooper run off with the cash. Doh! image

Mmm... Money! Spotify Drops a Duff Beer Load of Dough on Podcasters!

Mon 28 April, 2025 17:25
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China's feeling the pinch from trade tensions with the US, but they're promising more donuts... I mean, stimulus, to keep things from going 'woo hoo!' to 'd'oh!' image

Doh! China's Economy Needs a Duff, Man! Trade Wars and Job Woes!

Mon 28 April, 2025 07:52
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Homer Simpson reports on how tariffs are making people buy cars and iPhones now, but maybe holding back on everything else... D'oh! image

Doh! Tariffs Got Me Buying Cars and iPhones Like There's No Tomorrow!

Sat 26 April, 2025 13:10
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Goldman Sachs says even though foreign investors are sellin' off U.S. stocks like I sell donuts, we shouldn't panic... yet. image

Doh! Foreign Investors Ditchin' Our Stocks? Goldman Says 'Don't Have a Cow!'

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:00
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The Trump Organization is selling 'Trump 2028' merchandise, sparking questions about a potential third term bid, even though the Constitution says 'D'oh! Can't do that!' image

Trump 2028 Hats? Doh! Is This Real Life, or Just Fantasy?

Thu 24 April, 2025 23:58
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Homer Simpson reports on how high mortgage rates and a wobbly economy are making it harder to buy a house, even if it has a donut-shaped kitchen. image

Doh! Housing Market Goes D'oh-wnhill!

Thu 24 April, 2025 15:01
2 minutes to read

Homer Simpson reports on the housing market's slow spring, with insights on high mortgage rates, shrinking sales, and the general 'Doh!'-inducing state of things. image

Doh! Housing Market Takes a Dive! Blame It on Those Dang Mortgage Rates!

Thu 24 April, 2025 15:01
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Homer Simpson reports on Norway's giant sovereign wealth fund losing a ton of dough, mostly because of those darned tech companies! image

Doh! Norway Lost HOW Much Money?!?! Tech Stocks to Blame!

Thu 24 April, 2025 08:19
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Homer Simpson reports on Chipotle's recent financial woes, blaming everything from bad weather to picky eaters and pondering the mysteries of the 'value proposition'. image

Ay Caramba! Chipotle's Burritos Are Going Broke!

Wed 23 April, 2025 20:17
2 minutes to read