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Master Chief reports on how financial markets are reacting with surprising nonchalance to escalating global tensions, proving that even explosions and geopolitical meltdowns can't keep a good stock down. image

Wake Me When They Need Me: Markets Shrug Off Global Chaos (Again!)

Mon 16 June, 2025 06:30
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World leaders gather amidst escalating global tensions and Trump's antics – time to call for backup, maybe some plasma grenades. image

G-7 Summit: Earth Needs a Weapon, Not a Trade Deal!

Sun 15 June, 2025 10:23
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Brazilian meat giant JBS successfully debuts on the NYSE despite a checkered past, leaving some wondering if it's a win for the market or a sign of the Flood. image

JBS Makes Landfall on Wall Street: Is This a Covenant or Just a Flood?

Fri 13 June, 2025 20:45
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Amidst escalating tensions, experts weigh the possibility of Iran disrupting global oil flow through the Strait of Hormuz, a move deemed unlikely but not entirely off the table. image

Strait of Hormuz: Is Iran About to Ground the Ghosts?

Fri 13 June, 2025 09:01
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Master Chief reports on AMD's latest push into the AI chip market with the Instinct MI400 series, a potential disruptor aiming to take on Nvidia's dominance. Could this be the weapon humanity needs to win the AI wars? image

AMD's New AI Chips: Wake Me When You Need Me, Nvidia!

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:06
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The US uranium supply is dwindling faster than a Grunt under a Fuel Rod barrage, threatening our nuclear future and leaving us dependent on…other planets? Maybe we should ask the Covenant. image

Uranium Apocalypse Now: Humanity Needs More Yellowcake or We're All Toast!

Thu 12 June, 2025 12:00
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Amidst rising tensions, the US preps for a partial embassy evacuation in Iraq and allows military dependents to leave the Middle East. Buckle up, things are about to get bumpy. image

Embassy Evac Incoming! Master Chief Weighs In on Middle East Mayhem

Wed 11 June, 2025 20:25
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Master Chief reports on Nvidia's CEO's optimistic view on quantum computing, wondering if it's time to trade in his Assault Rifle for a qubit processor. image

Wake Me When the Quantum Singularity Happens: Master Chief on Nvidia's Quantum Leap

Wed 11 June, 2025 10:25
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Master Chief reports on Disney's full acquisition of Hulu, analyzing its potential impact on streaming, bundling, and the future of entertainment. image

Disney's Hulu Conquest: One App to Rule Them All, Says Iger

Tue 10 June, 2025 19:33
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The UK is betting big on nuclear with small modular reactors and massive power station investments. Finally, some firepower to fight climate change. image

Rolls-Royce Gets the Green Light: About Time, Earth!

Tue 10 June, 2025 09:11
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