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Master Chief reports on Trump's renewed 'most favored nation' policy, questioning if it's the right weapon against soaring drug costs or just another plasma grenade bouncing back. image

Trump's Prescription: A Shotgun Approach to Drug Prices... or Did He Just Pick Up the Wrong Weapon?

Mon 12 May, 2025 13:44
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Pope Leo XIV signals a focus on social justice and workers' rights in the age of AI, echoing past pontiffs while facing new technological challenges. image

New Pope vs. The Machines: AI's Got the Church in Its Sights!

Sat 10 May, 2025 15:25
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Former Waste Management CEO David Steiner takes the reins at USPS, hoping to turn around the struggling agency after a massive loss, leaving his position at FedEx. image

New Postmaster General: Can He Deliver...The Package?

Fri 09 May, 2025 17:22
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Trump's aluminum tariffs are reshaping global trade and inflating costs, but failing to revive US production due to high electricity prices. Sounds like someone needs a new strategy, Chief. image

Wake Me When Aluminum Tariffs Matter: A Spartan's Take

Fri 09 May, 2025 05:31
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The former President Trump lays down the law on trade agreements, setting a 10% tariff floor for countries seeking deals with the U.S., but the Master Chief has a few words on the matter. image

Trump's Tariff Ultimatum: 10% or Face the Wrath of the Chief!

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:57
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The EU plans to ditch Russian gas by 2027, sparking outrage among Eastern European allies. Is it a strategic masterstroke or a plasma grenade to their own economies? This Spartan has some thoughts. image

EU's Energy Gambit: Economic Suicide or Bold Move? Master Chief Weighs In!

Thu 08 May, 2025 06:05
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The Federal Reserve holds steady amidst tariff tensions, leaving wallets feeling the burn. Looks like we're stuck with these interest rates, soldier. Time to adapt or die. image

Wake Me When Inflation Ends: Fed Rate Freeze Leaves Consumers in Cryo-Sleep

Wed 07 May, 2025 18:27
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Tech giant Google partners with Elementl Power to explore advanced nuclear reactors for powering data centers, aiming to meet the insatiable energy demands of AI and American innovation. Wake me when we get Fusion. image

Google Goes Nuclear: Cortana, Hold My Fusion Core!

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:02
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Former golf pro Michelle Wie West invests in Togethxr, aiming to boost women's sports, echoing the sentiment: 'We must fight harder!' image

Michelle Wie West: From Fairway Queen to Women's Sports Champion - 'I Need a Weapon' (of Opportunity!)

Tue 06 May, 2025 19:37
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Wells Fargo thinks Walmart's got a shot at thriving, even if the economy takes a plasma grenade to the face. But I've seen tougher odds. image

Walmart: More Than Meets the Eye? Even the Chief Agrees They Might Just Survive This

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:10
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