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Donkey reports on the rollercoaster ride of the stock market, GE Vernova's power plays, and Jim Cramer's investing club antics! Hold on to your waffles! image

Wall Street Wobbles! Is the S&P 500 About to Donkey-Kick the Bucket?

Tue 20 May, 2025 18:46
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Donkey reports on Home Depot's bold move to keep prices steady, even with all those tariff shenanigans, plus a peek into their spring sales and future plans! image

Home Depot Says 'Hold the Onions!' No Price Hike Despite All That Tariff Fuss!

Tue 20 May, 2025 10:24
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That fancy pants Ray Dalio is squawkin' about how Moody's downgrade of US credit ain't the whole story, folks! Apparently, printin' money is a sneaky dragon that eats your treasure! image

Ray Dalio Says US Treasurys Riskier Than a Dragon's Breath! (And That's Sayin' Somethin'!)

Mon 19 May, 2025 15:33
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Uncle Sam's grabbing paychecks while folks struggle with student loans? Donkey's here to tell you it ain't all sugar plums! image

Student Loan Debt Blues Got You Down? Donkey's Got the Lowdown!

Sun 18 May, 2025 16:32
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Donkey here, giving you the lowdown on Jim Cramer's market insights, from Nvidia's big speech to retail earnings, all while dodging trade war dragons and credit rating ogres! image

Donkey's Deep Dive: Cramer's Clues, Nvidia's Nifty News, and Retail Revelations!

Fri 16 May, 2025 23:29
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Novo Nordisk CEO Lars Fruergaard Jørgensen steps down amid competition and falling stock prices, leaving everyone wondering if their magic weight loss potion is losing its fizz. image

Novo Nordisk's Boss Man Bites the Dust! Is Wegovy Losing its Ogre Power?

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:20
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Proofpoint is buying Hornetsecurity for over $1 billion, aiming to beef up its European presence and maybe even go public again! It's like Shrek and Fiona, but with cybersecurity! image

Proofpoint and Hornetsecurity are Getting Married! Will there be Cake?

Thu 15 May, 2025 13:01
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YouTube's using AI to figure out when you're most hooked, then BAM! Ads! It's like they're reading my mind...or at least, my eyeballs. image

YouTube's New AI 'Peak Points'?! Is This How They're Gonna Make Me Watch More Ads?!

Wed 14 May, 2025 21:30
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Donkey reports on a Kentucky-based coal mine's surprising discovery of rare earth elements, potentially shaking up US reliance on China and maybe, just maybe, giving me a castle! image

Holy Guacamole! Kentucky Coal Mine Strikes Rare Earth Gold! (Or, You Know, Shiny Rocks)

Tue 13 May, 2025 15:15
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Sony's stock jumps on a share buyback announcement and strong operating income, even with a sprinkle of Trump-related tariff woes. Looks like somebody's makin' waffles! image

Sony's Got That Donkey Magic! Shares Soar After Surprise Buyback!

Wed 14 May, 2025 09:36
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