Donkey's Deep Dive: Cramer's Clues, Nvidia's Nifty News, and Retail Revelations!

Trade War Troubles? More Like Trade 'Snore'!

Alright alright alright! Donkey here your trusty financial guru! Jim Cramer's been chattin' about the market and he's got some thoughts! Seems like everyone's still worried about this whole U.S. and China trade thing. But Cramer's like "Unless things get really nasty we're probably gonna keep climbin'." I say nasty? I've seen nastier in Shrek's swamp! And that credit rating downgrade? Cramer's scratching his head but he thinks we're still dodging that recession dragon. So basically keep calm and carry on... unless you see a dragon. Then RUN!

Nvidia's Got a Speech? I Hope There's a PowerPoint!

So this Jensen Huang fella from Nvidia is gonna be yappin' at some AI conference in Taiwan. Apparently Cramer's expectin' big things. New ideas new gadgets the whole shebang! Nvidia's market cap is back above $3 trillion which is a lot of zeroes even for me to count. Cramer thinks it might still have some room to run. Run where? Maybe to Far Far Away! Either way sounds like this Nvidia thing is kinda like a super powered techy... onion? Layers of potential I guess?

Money Monday: JPMorgan's Party and Credit Card Capers!

Monday's gonna be a busy day! JPMorgan's throwin' an investor day bash and Cramer thinks it could shake things up. Plus Capital One's makin' it official with Discover Financial. Cramer's betting that Capital One's stock will keep on truckin'. So basically if you're into money and mergers Monday's your day! If not well I hear Puss in Boots is giving sword fighting lessons.

Home Depot's Hammer Time (Maybe)!

Tuesday's bringing earnings from Home Depot Toll Brothers and Palo Alto Networks. Cramer's not expecting fireworks from Home Depot but he likes it for the long haul. He says they can handle those pesky tariffs. Toll Brothers might have a solid quarter even if their guidance is kinda like "meh." And Palo Alto Networks? Cramer says it always goes down after earnings even if they're good. So maybe wait on that one. Patience young grasshopper... or donkey as the case may be!

Retail Rumble: Target's Troubles and TJX's Treasures!

Wednesday's a retailapalooza! TJX VF Corp and Target are all reporting. Cramer's got a soft spot for TJX calling it one of the better retail names because of its sweet discounts. It is a bit like my favorite mud baths cheap and relaxing. VF Corp had a rough quarter but Cramer's got faith in their CEO. As for Target? Cramer's callin' it "problematic." He's worried they won't give a good forecast. Medtronic's also reporting but Cramer says it's hard to predict. And Snowflake? He's optimistic! So it's a real mixed bag like a swamp stew!

Ralph Lauren's Riches Deckers' Deals and Intuit's Intuition!

Thursday's wrapping things up with Ralph Lauren Deckers Outdoor and Intuit. Cramer's all heart eyes for Ralph Lauren saying they've been crushin' it. He's advising everyone to buy the stock. Intuit is a "godsend for small business owners," even though it's a bit pricey. And Deckers? Cramer's feeling good especially after some promising news from other shoe sellers. He must have seen my hoof wear! So that's the week in a nutshell. Remember folks invest wisely... and always remember to floss!