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Another Newark airport outage reveals the urgent need for air traffic control upgrades, or maybe just a roundhouse kick to the system. image

Air Traffic Control Loses to Darkness: A Chuck Norris Commentary

Fri 09 May, 2025 15:48
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Donald Trump appoints Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. Attorney for D.C., replacing the controversial Ed Martin. Expect justice with a vengeance! image

Trump Unleashes Jeanine Pirro: Justice Just Got a Roundhouse Kick!

Thu 08 May, 2025 22:52
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Chuck Norris breaks down the new Whoop 5.0 and Whoop MG fitness trackers, proving they're tough enough for a roundhouse kick. image

Whoop Just Messed With Texas: Chuck Norris Approves the New Fitness Trackers

Thu 08 May, 2025 14:01
4 minutes to read

Reports suggest the UK is poised to become the first nation to strike a trade agreement with the US following the implementation of new tariffs. image

Roundhouse Kick to Trade Deficits: Britain and US Eye Deal!

Thu 08 May, 2025 03:38
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Chuck Norris weighs in on the Federal Reserve's decision to hold interest rates steady amidst trade policy uncertainty and economic volatility. image

Federal Reserve Holds Steady: Does the Economy Need a Roundhouse Kick?

Wed 07 May, 2025 18:27
2 minutes to read

Chuck Norris gives his take on Amazon's new AI-powered warehouse robot, Vulcan, designed to handle items with a sense of touch, and what it means for the future of human-robot collaboration. image

Amazon's Vulcan Robot: So Tough, It Doesn't Need My Roundhouse Kick (Yet)

Wed 07 May, 2025 07:05
2 minutes to read

President Trump declares the US doesn't need to sign trade deals, they sign with the US, leaving markets puzzled and investors nervous. But don't worry, Chuck Norris has a plan. image

Trump Trade Deals? America Doesn't Negotiate, It Roundhouse Kicks Economies!

Tue 06 May, 2025 18:11
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Friedrich Merz's bid for German Chancellor stumbles faster than a politician trying to outrun a Chuck Norris fact, leaving markets reeling and Germany in a temporary political limbo. image

Friedrich Merz Meets the Roundhouse Kick of Reality: Chuck Norris Weighs In!

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:08
3 minutes to read

A messaging app used by a former national security advisor faces a security breach, leading to temporary suspension and raising questions about data privacy. Chuck Norris weighs in with his signature blend of action and wit. image

TeleMessage Hacked: Even Chuck Norris Can't Roundhouse Kick Cyber Threats Away!

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:56
2 minutes to read

Chuck Norris reviews the latest Wall Street calls, separating the winners from the ones that couldn't survive a single punch. image

Wall Street's Bold Moves: Chuck Norris Approved Stock Upgrades and Downgrades That Will Make You Roundhouse Kick Your Portfolio into Shape!

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:18
2 minutes to read