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Alphabet, home of Google and YouTube, report much success but also many troubles with rules and robots. Chenqui! image

Jagshemash! Google Make Big Kazoo with AI and Money, But Also Have Big Problems!

Thu 24 April, 2025 16:00
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Borat reports on PepsiCo's recent struggles, from tariff troubles to tepid sales, with a uniquely Kazakh perspective and plenty of 'wawaweewa' moments. image

PepsiCo's Great Disappointment! Is the American Dream Finished?

Thu 24 April, 2025 10:21
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IBM reports strong first quarter earnings, beating expectations despite economic uncertainties, and looks forward to future growth with new acquisitions and innovations. Chenqui! image

IBM Makes More Money Than I Make Complaining About My Neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay! Is Great Success!

Wed 23 April, 2025 20:25
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Boeing considers re-allocating aircraft originally meant for Chinese airlines due to ongoing trade tensions between China and the United States, potentially offering them to other eager customers. image

Boeing Very Angry! China No Want Their Planes! What Will They Do?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 14:19
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Borat reports on the impending financial crisis in American public schools due to the expiration of pandemic relief funds and declining enrollment. image

Great Success or Big Problem? American Schools Face Financial Disaster!?

Tue 22 April, 2025 19:15
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The IMF downgrades the UK's economic growth forecast for 2025 due to Trump's trade tariffs, higher borrowing costs, and increased energy prices, casting a shadow over the country's economic prospects. image

Is Great Success of UK Economy Kaput?! Trump Tariffs Make Borat Very Worry!

Tue 22 April, 2025 13:01
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Borat reports on Trump's meeting with Walmart, Target, Home Depot, and Lowe's executives to discuss the impact of his tariffs. Chenqui! image

Is Trump About To Make Retailers Great Again!?

Mon 21 April, 2025 17:48
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Wall Street analysts identify Energy Transfer, Williams Companies, and Diamondback Energy as dividend-paying stocks that can weather economic storms and keep the chai flowing for investors. image

Recession Schmession! These Stocks Pay You Money Just For Existing! Is Nice!

Sun 20 April, 2025 12:41
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Borat reports on the alleged signing of a minerals deal between the U.S. and Ukraine, with both sides expressing optimism despite a lack of concrete details. image

U S Stealing Ukraine's Rocks? Very Nice or Great Success!?

Fri 18 April, 2025 07:37
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Chinese tea chain Chagee makes a splash on the Nasdaq with a successful IPO and plans to expand to the U.S., defying trade tensions. image

Chagee Tea Soars Like Rocket in America! Is This New Favorite Thing?

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:55
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