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After a six-year hiatus over fears of fake shoes, Nike and Amazon are rekindling their love affair, bringing more swooshes to American computer screens. image

Very Nice! Nike and Amazon Make Boom Boom Again After Long Breakup!

Wed 21 May, 2025 22:42
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House Republicans may axe tax credits for electric vehicles and home energy efficiency upgrades, making 2025 the last chance to claim them. Very nice! image

Wa Wa Wee Wa! American Tax Breaks for Electric Vroom-Vrooms and Home Sweet Homes Vanish Soon!

Wed 21 May, 2025 16:09
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Kazakhstan's favorite journalist, Borat, reports on the G7 finance ministers' meeting in Banff, where they discuss global growth, stability, and the very naughty tariffs from the U.S.! image

Jagshemash! G7 Finance Ministers in Banff Plan to Make Money Good Again, Despite Orange Man Tariffs!

Wed 21 May, 2025 01:24
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Borat reports on the G7 finance meeting in Canada, where they talk money, tariffs, and how to stop Russia, all while Borat searches for a new Pamela Anderson. image

Jagshemash! G7 Finance Ministers Meet in Banff to Fix World, Maybe Steal Wife!

Wed 21 May, 2025 01:24
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Borat reports on how President Trump told Republicans not to mess with Medicaid while trying to pass a tax bill. Is very excite! image

Great Success! Trump Say 'Don't F--- Around' With Medicaid, Is Very Naughty!

Tue 20 May, 2025 15:21
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Retailers with loyal shoppers and offering great value are expected to thrive amidst tariff concerns, while Costco, Walmart, and beauty companies like Elf Beauty show resilience. image

Jagshemash! Borat Investigates Retailers Offering Most Bang for Buck in America

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:27
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U.S. President Donald Trump attempts to broker peace between Russia and Ukraine with calls to Putin and Zelenskyy, but will it be more successful than my attempt to milk a horse? image

Donald Trump to Talk with Putin and Zelenskyy: Is This Great Success or Just Another Gypsy Curse?

Mon 19 May, 2025 11:38
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Borat reports on Home Depot's Memorial Day sales, gardening booms, and housing market hopes, with a side of tariff talk and Jim Cramer's very nice opinions. image

Home Depot's Big Kazakh Bargain Bonanza! Is Very Niiiice!

Sat 17 May, 2025 21:17
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CoreWeave, the AI company, makes VERY NICE gains after IPO, especially with Nvidia owning big chunk. Is great success! image

Jagshemash! CoreWeave Stock Go Up Like My Sister's Hair After Electric Shock!

Fri 16 May, 2025 17:15
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Borat reports on Trump's deal allowing the UAE to purchase advanced American AI chips, raising concerns about national security but promising a future of super-smart technology in the desert! Chenqui! image

Jagshemash! Trump Makes Big Deal for UAE to Get Super-Smart American Chips! Very Nice!

Fri 16 May, 2025 09:10
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