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Google unveils its new 'Google AI Ultra' subscription, offering early access to cutting-edge AI tools for a hefty monthly fee, targeting tech trailblazers and those willing to pay a premium for the latest AI innovations. Groovy! image

Yeah Baby! Google's Gone All Austin Powers With a $250 AI Subscription!

Tue 20 May, 2025 18:46
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Shanghai-based Bc Babycare boldly enters the U.S. market, shrugging off trade war tensions with groovy confidence and plans for world domination... baby! image

Yeah Baby! Chinese Invasion: Bc Babycare Storms America, Trade War Be Damned!

Tue 20 May, 2025 08:30
2 minutes to read

Austin Powers reports on JPMorgan Chase's surprising embrace of Bitcoin for clients, despite CEO Jamie Dimon's lingering skepticism. Yeah, baby, yeah! image

JPMorgan Chase Gets Groovy with Bitcoin, Baby! But Jamie Dimon Still Has the Shakes!

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:37
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Former President Joe Biden faces prostate cancer diagnosis with characteristic groovy spirit. image

Oh Behave! Biden Battles the Big C!

Sun 18 May, 2025 20:20
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Tesla tightens the reins on shareholder lawsuits with a new bylaw requiring a 3% ownership stake to sue, leaving some investors feeling less than groovy. image

Tesla's New Shareholder Lawsuit Shield: Is Elon Playing Mind Games?

Sat 17 May, 2025 00:07
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Even American-made cars have a surprising amount of foreign parts! Can we make a 100% USA car? Not bloody likely! image

Groovy Baby! Ford's Expedition: More Global Than You Think, Yeah!

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:23
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Chipmaker Cerebras sets sights on a 2025 IPO after securing clearance for UAE deal, aiming to compete with Nvidia in the AI market. Oh, behave! image

Yeah Baby! Cerebras Aims for Groovy 2025 IPO with a Little Help from My Friends (and the UAE!)

Thu 15 May, 2025 23:52
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Austin Powers reports on the groovy but grim news for UnitedHealth as the Department of Justice launches an investigation, sending their stock plummeting faster than a shaguar on shag carpet! image

Yeah Baby! UnitedHealth in a Sticky Situation: DOJ Investigates, and Their Mojo is Seriously Shagged!

Thu 15 May, 2025 13:08
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Cisco swings into action with earnings and revenue that are shagadelic, baby, but Austin's got concerns about those pesky tariffs! image

Yeah, Baby! Cisco's Earnings are Groovy, but Trump's Tariffs? Not So Much, Baby!

Wed 14 May, 2025 22:27
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Burberry Gets Groovy Baby! Major Overhaul Could Impact 1,700 Positions!

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:31
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