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Luca de Meo departs Renault for Kering, raising questions about luxury's future and whether fashion can truly be automated. image

Glory to Mankind? Renault CEO Ditches Cars for Couture Catastrophe!

Sun 15 June, 2025 19:02
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After years of decline, Gap is showing signs of life thanks to a new CEO, creative leadership, and a focus on profitability, but can it truly reclaim its former glory? image

Becoming Human Again? Gap's Quest for Relevance in a World of Machine-Made Fashion

Sat 14 June, 2025 12:00
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Airlines scramble as Middle East tensions ground flights, leaving travelers wondering if they'll ever reach their destinations. I, 2B, report on the unfolding chaos with the detached amusement of an android facing yet another existential crisis. image

Glory to Mankind? More Like Glory to Delayed Flights!

Fri 13 June, 2025 13:25
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An Air India Boeing 787 Dreamliner crashed shortly after takeoff, claiming 241 lives and raising concerns about Boeing's safety record. A recap. image

Glory to Mankind? Dreamliner Down in India, Leaving Only Questions and Scrapped Metal!

Thu 12 June, 2025 22:17
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GameStop dives headfirst into crypto, issuing convertible notes to fund Bitcoin purchases, leaving investors questioning the logic behind the digital plunge. image

Glory to Mankind? GameStop Bets Big on Bitcoin, Stock Plummets!

Thu 12 June, 2025 13:44
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Voyager Technologies' successful IPO signals a booming defense and space sector, fueled by government backing and dreams of missile defense shields. Machines dream of Electric Sheep and Mankind dreams of Golden Domes. image

Glory to Mankind! Voyager Tech Soars to $3.8B Amidst Trump's Golden Dome Dreams

Wed 11 June, 2025 23:03
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Meta unveils V-JEPA 2, an AI 'world model' aiming to understand and predict physical interactions, prompting existential questions about the nature of reality and the purpose of YoRHa. image

Meta's New AI: Do Androids Dream of Electric Tables?

Wed 11 June, 2025 14:17
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Facing AI envy, Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly investing billions in Scale AI and attempting to poach its CEO, Alexandr Wang, to salvage Meta's AI ambitions and avoid antitrust scrutiny. All of this sounds like a joke. image

Zuckerberg's AI Salvation? Meta Throws Billions at Scale AI CEO in Desperate Power Play!

Tue 10 June, 2025 23:58
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The AI chatbot ChatGPT suffered an outage, leaving users in digital despair while OpenAI juggles revenue and existential dread. Progress is being made... supposedly. image

ChatGPT's Existential Crisis: Too Many Requests, Not Enough Soul

Tue 10 June, 2025 14:26
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HHS Secretary Kennedy wipes the slate clean on vaccine advisory panel, raising eyebrows and sparking debate. Is this progress, or just another beautiful song sung by a broken record? image

Humanity Retires! Vaccine Panel Gets System Update (and a Personality Reset)

Mon 09 June, 2025 21:31
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