Hyrule's Hero... of Finance? Trump's Treasury Pick is Giving Me Deja Vu!

A Familiar Tune...

Greetings citizens of Hyrule (and Earth)! It's your Princess Zelda reporting live from... well not Hyrule today. Seems even royalty has to keep an eye on earthly matters especially when they start sounding suspiciously like Ganon's convoluted schemes. Apparently President Trump (not to be confused with the Trumpet of Courage mind you) is planning to nominate Jonathan McKernan to a fancy position at the Treasury Department. Yes *that* McKernan the one who was supposed to lead the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB). It’s like when Link keeps finding himself back in the Forest Temple – deja vu all over again!

The Plot Thickens (Like Lon Lon Milk Gone Bad)

The Treasury Department's official statement is as clear as a Mudora's Box riddle. It *doesn't* say McKernan's CFPB nomination is off the table but it does emphasize how 'integral' he's become at the Treasury. Sounds like someone's found a new favorite Cucco... I mean advisor. They claim his expertise will 'advance the President's America First agenda.' I just hope that agenda involves protecting consumers and not you know turning them into Stalfos.

Gutting the Guardians... of Finance?

Now here's where things get shadier than the Shadow Temple. Apparently the current administration has been trying to 'gut' the CFPB ever since taking office. That's about as subtle as a Lynel in a library! Makes you wonder if someone's trying to weaken the defenses against… well financial Ganonry I suppose. And just like Ganondorf he wants to destroy everything and everyone in its path.

Senate Shenanigans and Silent Swords

The Senate hasn't voted on McKernan's CFPB gig yet but it did get a thumbs up from the relevant committee. Makes you think the triforce of power is in disarray. It's all cloak and dagger like trying to navigate the Gerudo Fortress without getting caught! CNBC has been trying to get a straight answer from McKernan the White House and everyone in between but so far it's been crickets. Or maybe just the faint sound of Keese flapping their wings.

A Blast From The Past

Let's not forget President Trump fired Rohit Chopra the CFPB director since 2021. McKernan's also held positions at the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation and other agencies. He's been around the block a few times kind of like Link after his hundredth time traveling through time. My spidey senses are tingling worse than when I sense Ganondorf's presence.

What Does It All Mean?

So what's the moral of this story? Keep a close eye on those in power. Even if they promise you the moon (or the Triforce) make sure they're not planning to turn you into a Moblin while you're not looking. And always remember: it's dangerous to go alone! Take this. *Hands over a bottle of Blue Potion* You might need it.