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A strong Swiss franc is causing deflationary pressures, potentially pushing Switzerland back into negative interest rates and risking the wrath of a certain U.S. President. image

Holy Hyrule, the Swiss Franc is Causing Chaos!

Wed 04 June, 2025 14:29
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Robinhood's acquisition of Bitstamp signals a strategic pivot towards institutional crypto, aiming for global dominance with a little help from compliant liquidity. image

Robinhood Grabs Bitstamp: From Meme Coins to Master Quest?

Mon 02 June, 2025 21:02
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Starbase, Texas, faces potential zoning changes that could displace residents as Elon Musk's SpaceX tightens its grip, raising questions of unchecked power. image

Hyrule, Meet Starbase: Zoning Changes Threaten Residents' Lands! Is This Progress or a Ganon-Sized Problem?

Thu 29 May, 2025 23:07
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The New York Times makes a deal with Amazon to use its content in AI platforms, sparking debate over ethics and profit. image

Hyrule Hears: New York Times Teams Up with Amazon - Is This Wisdom, Courage, or Just Plain Greed?

Thu 29 May, 2025 14:07
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A post-market dive into Nvidia's triumph, chip stock woes, and the surprising resilience of Foot Locker – plus, why even Bitcoin is going mainstream, Hylia be praised! image

Hyrule Hears: Nvidia Soars While Chip Stocks Stumble Like a Bokoblin!

Wed 28 May, 2025 23:42
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Princess Zelda investigates rising Japanese bond yields and their potential to trigger a global financial crisis, possibly worse than dealing with Ganon's latest scheme. image

Hyrule's Heroine Sounds Alarm: Is Japan's Bond Market a Calamity in Disguise?

Wed 28 May, 2025 07:28
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Ambience Healthcare's new AI model uses OpenAI tools to improve medical coding accuracy, surpassing physician benchmarks by 27%, aiming to reduce administrative burdens and enhance healthcare efficiency. image

Hyrule Heals! AI Outperforms Doctors in Medical Coding, No Fairies Required!

Tue 27 May, 2025 13:12
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Princess Zelda reports on the trade tensions between the US and EU, highlighting potential market volatility and the need for calm amidst Trump's negotiating tactics. image

Hyrule's Heroine Warns: Trade War Looms Over US-EU Relations!

Mon 26 May, 2025 11:06
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Analysts warn of continued market volatility as the U.S. and EU navigate trade negotiations, leaving investors feeling like they're dodging Cuccos in a thunderstorm. image

Hyrule's Markets Brace for Impact: Will Trump's Trade Tantrums Trigger a Calamity?

Mon 26 May, 2025 11:06
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A potential tax bill threatens to undo renewable energy progress, sparking fears of economic and environmental fallout. Will Hyrule... err, the U.S., face a new era of darkness? image

Hyrule's Energy Crisis? Trump's Tax Bill Threatens Solar Kingdom!

Sat 24 May, 2025 12:49
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