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Zelda's take on whether the US budget deficit is as scary as a horde of Bokoblins, featuring insights from investor Steve Eisman. image

The Triforce of Debt: Are We Really Doomed?

Tue 08 July, 2025 14:50
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Princess Zelda analyzes Jack Dorsey's new decentralized messaging app, finding potential for Hyrule's communication needs... and maybe Link's inability to respond to texts. image

Hyrule's Hero Declares: Bitchat, a Messenger Fit for a Post-Calamity World!

Mon 07 July, 2025 18:07
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Donald Trump and Elon Musk's bromance crumbles as Musk forms the 'American Party,' leading to accusations, cancelled IPOs, and a whole lot of 'off the rails' behavior. image

Hyrule's Divided: Trump and Musk's Epic Feud Creates a Political Triforce of Trouble!

Mon 07 July, 2025 04:24
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Princess Zelda analyzes the clash between Trump and Musk over a new political party, DOGE, and electric vehicles, questioning if this is truly the end of their bromance or just another Ganon plot twist. image

Hyrule's Hero Weighs In: Is Trump's Feud with Musk a Real Boss Battle?

Mon 07 July, 2025 04:24
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The Ethereum Community Conference in Cannes reveals how the blockchain is becoming the backbone of global finance, attracting institutional giants and sparking a crypto revolution, hiyah! image

Hyrulean Finance Hits Cannes: Is Ethereum the New Triforce of Wall Street?

Fri 04 July, 2025 17:49
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A satirical look at the new tax bill that seems to shower rupees upon Hyrule's (and America's) wealthiest citizens, leaving the rest of us to fight Bokoblins for scraps. image

Hyrule's Hoarders: Trump Tax Bill Treats the Rich Like Royalty!

Thu 03 July, 2025 16:15
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After years of slumber, Hong Kong's equity capital markets are experiencing a renaissance, driven by Chinese companies seeking refuge and expansion. Could this be the dawn of a new era, or just a passing fairy? image

Hong Kong's IPO Market Roars Back to Life: Is This the Triforce of Fundraising?

Thu 03 July, 2025 01:57
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Stellantis shakes things up with new leadership moves, the return of SRT, and a powerful V-8 Hemi comeback, leaving us wondering if they've found their own Triforce of Power. image

Hyrule's Hero Hires Hemi: Stellantis Revs Up with Familiar Faces and Roaring Engines!

Wed 02 July, 2025 14:19
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The S&P 500 is soaring, but some Wall Street wizards are sensing danger, warning of market 'froth' reminiscent of past economic calamities. Could this be the calm before a financial storm, or are we just seeing Link collect another heart container? image

S&P 500 Hits Record High: Is Hyrule's Economy About to Crash Like Ganon's Castle?

Tue 01 July, 2025 20:02
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Rumor has it Apple is considering outsourcing Siri's brainpower to Anthropic or OpenAI, leaving us wondering if she'll finally stop suggesting 'cuccos' when we ask for the weather. image

Hey Listen! Is Apple REALLY Courting AI Giants to Rescue Siri?

Tue 01 July, 2025 02:12
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