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Wall Street braces for earnings season as experts debate whether the worst of the tariff-induced volatility is behind us, or if more Ganon-level drops are on the horizon. image

Hey Listen! Is the Stock Market Finally Calming Down After Tariff Turmoil?!

Fri 18 April, 2025 11:00
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Eli Lilly's new obesity pill, orforglipron, shows promising results in trials, boosting the company's stock while rivals sweat like they've been running from a Guardian. image

Have You Heard About The New Potion That Makes You Slimmer Than a Deku Sprout!?

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:29
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Italy's Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni attempts to navigate a tense trade standoff between the U.S. and the EU, hoping to avert a full-blown trade war. image

Meloni to Trump: Can This Italian Charmer Tame the Tariff Titan?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 05:55
4 minutes to read

California is challenging President Trump's tariff regime in court, arguing it's an illegal power grab that harms the state's economy. Will they succeed or will this be another battle lost in the Hyrulean field? image

California Sues Trump Over Tariffs! Is This the Triforce of Courage or Just a Cucco Attack?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 15:13
3 minutes to read

United Airlines offers two drastically different earnings estimates, sparking market uncertainty and raising questions about the future of the Hyrule... I mean, U.S. economy. Could Ganon be behind this? image

Hyrule's Economy in Chaos! Is This the End of Rupees as We Know Them?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 00:45
3 minutes to read

A look at today's top market movers and shakers, from Boeing's woes to analyst downgrades, all under the looming shadow of trade tensions. image

Wall Street's Silent Realm! Will Trump's Tariffs Trigger a Market Calamity?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 13:30
3 minutes to read

Five small businesses are suing President Trump, claiming his tariffs are an illegal power grab that could crush them like a Cucco under a Goron! image

Trump's Tariff Trauma! Are Small Businesses Really Doomed?

Mon 14 April, 2025 20:17
3 minutes to read

Pfizer halts development of its oral weight loss drug after a patient experienced liver issues, leaving the quest for a convenient weight loss solution unresolved. image

Pfizer's Weight Loss Pill Fails! Is Hyrule Doomed to Stay Chubby?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:18
3 minutes to read

Iran and the United States resume negotiations over Iran's nuclear program, marking the first direct talks since the Obama era, amidst high stakes and mutual warnings. image

Iran and US Nuclear Talks! A Link to Peace or a Triforce of Trouble?!

Sat 12 April, 2025 16:28
2 minutes to read

President Trump secures over $600 million in pro bono legal work from five law firms, focusing on veteran support, anti-Semitism efforts, and justice system fairness, while also emphasizing merit-based hiring and political neutrality. image

Trump Uses Triforce of Power to Get Law Firms to Do His Bidding! Is This the End of Hyrule?

Fri 11 April, 2025 17:20
3 minutes to read