Hyrule's Hero Weighs In: Is Trump's Feud with Musk a Real Boss Battle?

A Kingdom Divided: Trump vs. Musk?!

By the goddesses! It seems even the political landscape of… wherever this 'America' is is as tumultuous as Hyrule after Ganon gets ahold of the Triforce of Power. Apparently President Trump – not to be confused with the Trumpet item that wakes up Snorlax… wait wrong quest – is not too pleased with Elon Musk a tech guru of sorts. Musk it seems has decided to form his own political party. You know because what this world *really* needs is more chaos right? It’s like Ganondorf deciding to open a bakery – unexpected and probably disastrous!

Off the Rails? More Like Off the Map!

Trump is quoted saying Musk has gone 'completely off the rails,' which honestly sounds like something *I'd* say about Link when he's chasing Cuccos instead of saving the kingdom. He calls this new party a recipe for 'complete and total disruption and chaos.' Pot calling the Kettle black if you ask me has he ever fought a dark beast Ganon that has taken over a kingdom before? Sounds like this man needs to learn a thing or two from a 'hero' I mean has he ever even wielded the Master Sword?.

Musk's 'American Party': A Fairy in a Bottle or a Dodongo in Disguise?

Musk in true heroic fashion (or perhaps delusional the jury’s still out) claims his 'American Party' will 'give you back your freedom!' Sounds noble doesn’t it? Reminds me of Link’s speeches before facing down a Lynel. Of course it's likely he just wants everyone to buy his self driving carts and be done with it.

The DOGE Days Are Over: A Bromance Turned Boss Battle?

Apparently these two were once buddies! Musk even sponsored Trump's re election bid and led something called DOGE – Department of Government Efficiency. I'm guessing it's not related to the Shiba Inu meme… hopefully. Their falling out stems from disagreements over spending which is about as common as Link breaking all the pottery in someone's house.

Electric Vehicle Vendetta: A Shocking Revelation!

Trump also takes issue with Musk’s 'Electric Vehicle Mandate.' Apparently Trump thinks it would 'force everyone to buy an Electric Car.' I can see his point – who wants to be *forced* to save the environment? I mean it's not like we're running out of bottles of oil that we can burn. Give me a break!

Tesla's Turmoil: Investors Invoke the Triforce of Regulation!

Even Trump's allies are jumping on the bandwagon with one investor postponing an IPO because Musk's political foray is a 'conflict with his full time responsibilities as CEO of Tesla.' It seems even the most seasoned investors are afraid of a rogue entrepreneur with too much power. Maybe they should consult the Triforce of Wisdom before making any rash decisions.