Why So Serious About a Gulf Name Change? Trump's Little Game with Iran!

A New Name? Let's Put a Smile on That Face!

Alright alright alright! Gather 'round you beautiful scheming lunatics! Word on the street – or should I say word from those chatterboxes at the Associated Press – is that Donnie T and his merry band of misfits are planning a real knee slapper. They want to change the name of the Persian Gulf. To the Arabian Gulf. Can you believe it? It’s all part of the 'Trump Show' Middle East tour May 13th to 16th. He's gonna be popping into Saudi Arabia Qatar and the UAE. I tell you what this is better than my best knock knock joke!

Why So Persian Obsessed?

So why the name game? Apparently those lovely Arab leaders have been whining for years about this. They want the world to call it the Arabian Gulf. The area's been widely known as the Persian Gulf since the 1700s but some Arab countries call it the Arabian Gulf or Gulf of Arabia. Even US Central Command has been using 'Gulf of Arabia' in its publications. I mean come on! Is this all it takes to start a war these days or what? Hilarious!

Chaos: A Ladder to Opportunity!

The State Department and CIA bless their bureaucratic hearts are still clinging to 'Persian Gulf'. Even Google Maps hedges its bets with 'Persian Gulf (Arabian Gulf)'. And then there's Iran the punchline of this whole joke. Back in 2012 they threatened to sue Google for not naming the body of water at all! Can you imagine? That's almost as good as threatening to expose a city official's tax evasion scheme!

Introduce a Little Anarchy. Upset the Established Order!

Of course the White House is playing coy. Probably too busy tweeting about fake news. But don't you see? This is all one big joke! Trump's administration is poking Iran stirring up trouble and laughing all the way to the bank. And what's the bank? A world where everyone is just a pawn in a game giggling histerically as they are destroyed.

It's Not About the Money; It's About Sending a Message!

Speaking of Iran they're not too thrilled with this little game. They might just throw a tantrum bigger than mine when Batman ruins my plans. And who knows what kind of mayhem they'll unleash? As you know madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

And I Thought My Jokes Were Bad!

So there you have it folks. The 'Persian Gulf' might become the 'Arabian Gulf' just because a certain someone thought it would be a hilarious prank. It's all a big joke right? A big beautiful chaotic joke. Because when the chips are down these civilized people? They'll eat each other. See you in the funny papers!