Orange Man Mad! Billionaire Tantrum Throws White House Into Chaos!

A Little Anarchy in the Air

Why so serious folks? It seems our dear President Trump is having a bit of a tiff with that electric car fella Elon Musk. Apparently Musk had the audacity to criticize Trump's tax bill. And what does our fearless leader do? Threatens to pull federal contracts! Oh the drama! It's like watching a couple of clowns duke it out in a phone booth except the phone booth is the White House. Ha! Makes you want to dance on the ceiling!

He's Not on the Guest List!

Now Trump says he's "not interested" in talking to Musk. Can you believe it? The guy who used to be one of his top advisors is now persona non grata. Musk in turn claims Trump couldn't have gotten elected without his money. Ingratitude you say? Sounds like someone's playing the victim card! I love it when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. Boom! And now everyone wants to know if there is a call scheduled at all! Did they schedule a call or not! The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last!

Space Oddity (Gone Wrong)

But wait there's more! Musk in a fit of pique threatened to decommission SpaceX's Dragon spacecraft. The only way for those government stooges to get to their precious International Space Station. Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face! Good good the plot thickens! I always said if you're good at something never do it for free!

The Art of the Deal... Or the Lack Thereof

Trump then goes on CNN and says "I'm not even thinking about Elon. He's got a problem. The poor guy's got a problem." Oh the sympathy! It's enough to make you weep... with laughter! Meanwhile some poor White House aide is trying to "de escalate a very unfortunate situation." Bless their heart. They're fighting a losing battle because as you know "Madness is like gravity all it needs is a little push."

A Clown Show of Epic Proportions

So there you have it folks. A good old fashioned billionaire brawl playing out for all the world to see. Are they really in control? Is this all part of some grand scheme? Maybe... or maybe they're just making it up as they go along. Either way it's pure entertainment. Why don't we just smile and give them a round of applause? After all everything burns!

And I Thought *I* Was Crazy

It's all a bit much isn't it? Makes you wonder who the real clowns are in this world. Maybe it's all of us watching these two rich guys throw a tantrum. Hahaha! Well I am an agent of chaos. Oh and I know the truth there's no going back. You've changed things forever!