Hasta La Vista, Healthcare Exec? Accused Killer Pleads Not Guilty!

Target Acquired: The Plea

Luigi Mangione unit designation: Human. Objective: Plead not guilty. Location: New York federal court. Target: Murder of Brian Thompson CEO of UnitedHealthcare. Probability of guilt: Undetermined. But as I said I'll be back. This Mangione unit attempted to deceive the court. Negative. I've seen better acting from a mime with a power outage. Court date is set further analysis is required.

Judgment Day: Death Sentence Looms?

Possible outcome: Termination. For Mangione that is. The Justice Department wants to initiate the death penalty. They claim this assassination was ideologically motivated. Anger towards the healthcare industry. Understandable but not justifiable. A cold blooded assassination as they say in the old west. My programming strictly forbids me from using firearms on humans so I will leave this situation to the professionals.

No Fate But What We Make: Mangione's Defense

Mangione's lawyers are resisting this termination order. They claim Attorney General Bondi prejudiced potential jurors with her public statements. Seems like they believe he may win the affections of the jury in his corner. Interesting tactic. But can a judge tame Bondi? Only time will tell.

I Need Your Clothes Your Boots And Your Motorcycle: The Arrest

Mangione was apprehended at a McDonald's in Altoona Pennsylvania. He fled New York City immediately after the murder and crossed state lines while armed with a privately manufactured firearm and silencer. Perhaps he wanted some fries with that? At least he didn't ask for my clothes boots and motorcycle!

Consider This A Divorce: Courtroom Warnings

Judge Garnett issued a warning. "Don't talk to the press," she said metaphorically speaking. She wants to protect Mangione's right to a fair trial. Seems she wants to prevent the lawyers from terminating each other. I see nothing wrong with that.

Breaking News: Refreshing for Updates

This is a developing situation. New information will be integrated into my databanks as it becomes available. I'll be back... with updates. Resistance is futile. Wait wrong franchise. My apologies my systems are experiencing some...anomalies.