What in Tarnation? Trump's Tesla Tango and Starlink Shenanigans!

Get Outta My Swamp... I Mean the White House!

Alright alright settle down ya jabronis! Shrek here reporting live from... well not the White House thank goodness. Too fancy for this ogre. But word on the street – and by street I mean that fancy thing called the internet – is that things are gettin' MESSY between that Trump fella and Elon Musk. Seems their 'happily ever after' has gone kaput! Trump's sayin' he might move his Tesla outta the swamp... I mean White House grounds.

Starlink Stays Put: Shrek Approved (Maybe)

Now hold yer horses! While the fancy electric car might be packin' its bags Trump says that Starlink contraption is stickin' around. Says it's a 'good service'. Good enough for an Ogre? Hmm... I guess as long as it can stream my favorite mud wrestling matches I ain't complainin'. Still smells fishy to me like a week old onion.

A Red Tesla? Sounds Like Donkey's Fashion Sense!

Apparently this whole thing started with a RED Tesla! Red can you believe it? Makes me think Donkey's been givin' out fashion advice again. Trump bought it from Musk back when they were thicker than pea soup. Now it's just another casualty of this…situation.

Feudin' Like Cats and Dragons!

These two have been flinging insults at each other like Donkey flings himself at Dragon! Musk called Trump's tax bill a 'disgusting abomination'! An abomination! You know the last time I heard someone use that word it was about my onion breath. Ouch! Musk even deleted some of his angry posts. Talk about a sugar rush and then a sugar crash.

Can't We All Just Get Along? (Spoiler Alert: Probably Not)

Trump says he'd be fine if Musk called him. Musk even sent a heart emoji. A HEART EMOJI! Sounds like someone's tryin' to patch things up. But honestly between ya and me this whole thing stinks worse than my morning socks. This is exactly why I like to live alone in my swamp!

Ogres Have Layers... And So Does This Mess!

So there you have it. Another day another political squabble. Who knows what tomorrow will bring? Maybe Trump will start ridin' a dragon to work. Maybe Musk will start selling ogre sized rocket ships. All I know is I'm stayin' put in my swamp where the drama is minimal and the mud is plentiful. That's all folks! Shrek out!