What In Tarnation?! Trump Swaps Docs Like Donkey Changes His Mind About Waffles!

SomeBODY Once Told Me the Swamp is Still Swamping

Alright alright settle down ye ogre lookers! Shrek here reporting live from me swamp… which frankly is less politically messy than what's been goin' on in Washington. Seems ol' Trump bless his cotton socks has been playing musical chairs with his Surgeon General nominee. First it was Dr. Janette Nesheiwat a former Fox News doc. But now faster than Donkey can say 'Are we there yet?' he's yanked her nomination back. What in tarnation?!

Education? More Like E DUH CATION!

Turns out there were some whispers louder than Fiona's burps after a chili cook off about Dr. Nesheiwat's medical learnin'. Some folks like this freelance fella Anthony Clark started pokin' around and CBS News found out she didn't exactly get her degree where she said she did. Now I ain't sayin' she's tryin' to pull a fast one but it smells fishier than my armpits after a long day of mud wrestling.

Loomer's Looming... and Complaining!

And then there's this Laura Loomer character. She's been squawkin' louder than a gaggle of geese about Dr. Nesheiwat bein' too keen on vaccines. Said she was 'not aligned with personal liberties'. Now I ain't no expert on liberty but I know when someone's makin' more noise than sense. 'Cause what is she doing in a position to influence these decisions anyway? It makes you wonder!

A New Doc in the House (or Swamp)

So Trump's decided to nominate Dr. Casey Means instead. He also said Nesheiwat will be workin' with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. at the Department of Health and Human Services in another capacity. What that means I haven't the foggiest. Sounds like a lot of fancy words for 'we're gonna shove her somewhere and hope she doesn't cause too much trouble.' Kinda like when I try to hide Donkey in the outhouse when visitors come 'round.

Waltz Into the Sunset (or the UN)

And hold your horses 'cause there's more! This Dr. Nesheiwat is the sister in law of Trump's ex national security advisor Mike Waltz. Trump bounced Waltz out of his post and is now nominating him to be the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations. It's like they're playing musical chairs in that White House and everyone's just tryin' to find a comfy seat before the music stops.

Another One Bites the Dust (and Gets Yanked)

This ain't the first time Trump's yanked a health pick either. Remember that fella Dave Weldon the one supposed to head the CDC? Gone! Poof! Vanished like a gingerbread man in Gingy's nightmares. Seems like findin' the right swamp creature for the job is harder than gettin' Donkey to stop singin'. Well back to my swamp. At least here the only drama is whether or not the mud's the right consistency for a good wallow.