
Gonna Fly Now... to the Netherlands!
Yo Adrian! It's your pal Rocky. So I hear this Trump fella is over in the Netherlands talkin' to all those NATO guys. Nine in the mornin' they said it's gonna start. Nine! That's early even for me. And I used to chase chickens at 5 AM! But hey if he can get up that early I can tell you what I think is gonna be happenin'.
Israel and Iran? Sounds Like a Rematch!
Now this ceasefire thing he's talkin' about with Israel and Iran... that's a big one. Like Apollo and me gettin' back in the ring for a rematch. 'Yo Apollo let's do it again!' Ceasefires are good see? Less fightin' more eatin' meatball subs. Everyone wins right? Unless you're a meatball then you're in trouble. Anyway I hope they listen to each other because the world needs peace even if it means less work for me as a peacekeeper.
NATO? Sounds Like a New Kind of Training Montage!
This NATO summit... that's like a whole new kind of training montage ain't it? Except instead of runnin' up steps and punchin' meat they're probably arguin' about budgets and who's pullin' their weight. Politics you know? It's like tryin' to explain to Paulie why robots can't feel pain. You just end up frustrated. I feel bad for everyone the president these people and everyone watching from home.
He's Gonna Go the Distance!
Trump's gonna be talkin'. And when Trump talks well anything can happen. He's like a southpaw boxer you never know what's comin'. Might be a right hook about trade might be a jab about...who knows? He has a way of surprising people like when I beat Drago... nobody saw that comin'! It's a testament to the kind of power you can unleash when you truly believe in yourself.
Subscribe to What?!
They're tellin' ya to subscribe to some YouTube channel? Ah forget that! Just listen to Rocky. I'll give you the real deal. I'm like the human version of YouTube only I smell better (most of the time). 'Cause let me tell ya politics ain't always a pretty picture but it's always somethin' to watch.
It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over!
So tune in or don't. But remember what I always say 'It ain't over 'til it's over!' And even then there's always another round. Just like life huh? Now I'm gonna go find Adrian and get me a meatball sub. Peace out!
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