Mike Waltz Caught Red-Handed on Signal! Trump's "Don't Use It" Advice Totally Ignored

OMG Did He Really?

Okay stream fam so you know how I always say 'chat is being so chaotic right now?' Well politics is giving serious 'chaotic chat' vibes. Apparently Mike Waltz who used to be Trump's national security advisor got caught using Signal. Yes *that* Signal the app Trump basically told everyone to ditch after the whole 'Signalgate' thing went down. I mean talk about a 'pokiRage' moment waiting to happen.

Caught in 4K (Literally)

Reuters snapped a pic of Waltz during a Cabinet meeting phone casually displayed below the table. The caption could be: 'Me checking if I have any new tier 3 subs during a very important meeting'. Signal was open and he was chatting with get this *multiple* people. Like hello? Ever heard of 'do not disturb' mode during important meetings? Apparently his 'no thoughts head empty' policy was in full effect.

Who's in the Group Chat?

The article says he was talking to JD Vance (the VP) plus names that *might* be Marco Rubio Tulsi Gabbard and someone else. It's like a real life version of one of those random Discord servers you end up in after clicking a sus link. I wonder if they were sharing cute cat pics or planning world domination. You just never know!

Signalgate 2.0: Electric Boogaloo?

Okay so here's the tea: Apparently Waltz was involved in a *previous* Signal situation where sensitive military info got leaked. Like someone added the editor of The Atlantic to a chat about airstrikes. Talk about a major 'pokiSigh' moment. And Trump's response? 'Maybe don't use Signal okay?' Groundbreaking advice honestly.

Trump's Mixed Signals (Pun Intended)

The White House is all like 'Signal is an approved app! Chill!' But Trump himself is saying 'I wouldn't want to use it.' So which is it guys? Is it pog or not pog? Make up your minds! This whole situation is more confusing than trying to explain Twitch lore to my grandma.

From Advisor to Ambassador? The Plot Thickens...

So right after this whole Signal thing blows up *again* Trump announces that Waltz is going to be the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations. Coincidence? I think NOT! It's like 'Okay you messed up but here's a fancy new job anyway.' Maybe he can use Signal to negotiate world peace? (Please don't actually do that Mike.)