Believe It! Top DOJ Official Told Lawyers to 'Fuh-ck You' to Court Orders?! Dattebayo!

Shadow Clone Justice?! Not So Much Dattebayo!

Hey it's me Naruto Uzumaki future Hokage! I just heard about this crazy story and you won't BELIEVE it! So this guy Emil Bove who Trump wants to make a judge apparently told DOJ lawyers to tell judges 'fuh ck you' – yeah you heard me right! – and ignore court orders about deporting immigrants. Like seriously?! That's even worse than when I tried to sneak into the women's bathhouse! At least I learned my lesson then! Talk about a Pain in the Butt!

Ramen Fueled Fury: Ignoring the Rules?!

Apparently this Bove dude was all like 'Those planes gotta take off no matter what!' Sounds like he's got a serious 'believe it!' problem. And the poor guy who blew the whistle Erez Reuveni got fired for telling the truth to a judge! It's like when I tried to convince everyone I was the coolest ninja ever when I first started – turns out honesty's the best policy even if it's tougher than mastering the Rasengan!

Talk No Jutsu Gone Wrong: Misleading the Courts

This Reuveni guy saw some shady stuff going down – DOJ officials ignoring court orders and making up legal arguments out of thin air! They even wanted him to LIE to the court! Believe it I've dealt with my share of sneaky villains but even Orochimaru wouldn't stoop that low! ...Okay maybe he would but still! This is messed up!

Rasengan of Righteousness: Durbin's Disapproval!

Senator Durbin's pretty ticked off and honestly so am I! He says Bove abused his position and fired people for doing the right thing. Durbin's even urging his Republican buddies not to confirm Bove. I get it protecting your friends is important but not when it means letting bad guys get away with bending the rules Believe It! This guy really needs to cut it out or he's gonna feel the full force of the Rasengan!

Deputy Attorney General's Denial: Is This a Genjutsu?

Of course the Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche is saying it's all 'garbage' and 'falsehoods.' He even called it 'disgusting journalism!' Classic villain move! But like Kakashi sensei always says 'In the ninja world those who break the rules are scum but those who abandon their comrades are worse than scum!' So who are we gonna believe huh?

Government Accountability Project's Counter: Believe It!

Dana Gold from the Government Accountability Project is standing up for Reuveni saying he acted with integrity. She basically called Bove a jerk for undermining the rule of law. I'm with her! Reuveni should be getting a hero's welcome not punished! We need more people who stand up for what's right even if it's harder than mastering the Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu!