Believe It! Mayor Baraka Pulls a Shadow Clone Jutsu on ICE?!

Dattebayo! Trouble's Brewing in Newark!

Alright alright listen up everyone! Naruto Uzumaki here reporting live from... well not Konoha this time. Apparently things are getting wild over in Newark New Jersey! Seems their Mayor Ras Baraka just pulled a move straight out of my ninja handbook – except maybe not the kind that wins you Hokage. This dude got ARRESTED! Believe it!

Trespassing? More Like 'Ras' passing!

So the story goes like this: Mayor Baraka who's also trying to become the Governor of New Jersey (talk about a power up!) decided to… how do I put this delicately… 'visit' an ICE detention center. Now according to this lady named Alina Habba (who used to defend some big shot guy) Baraka trespassed and ignored warnings. Trespassing? Sounds like something I’d do to get Ichiraku Ramen! But seriously she said he "willingly chose to disregard the law"! Ouch that stings more than a paper cut on a scroll.

Shadow Clone Jutsu...of Democrats!

Turns out Baraka wasn't alone! At least three U.S. House Democrats from New Jersey were there too according to Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman. Did they think they could use a Shadow Clone Jutsu to overwhelm security? I mean it works for me... sometimes. Seriously though what were they thinking? This isn't a chunin exam!

The Art of Political Warfare!

The Mayor's office hasn't said much yet probably trying to come up with a good excuse or maybe they're busy perfecting their Rasengan. But get this they actually filed a lawsuit to block the opening of this detention center in the first place! Claiming it didn't get the right permits and broke city rules. It's like trying to stop Orochimaru from destroying the village with paperwork. Smart but probably not effective enough.

Homeland Security's Paper Bomb!

Homeland Security isn't taking this lying down folks. They're calling it a "bizarre political stunt" and saying the protesters "stormed the gate and broke into the detention facility"! They even said the group holed up in a guard shack! Sounds like a bad episode of ninja academy. Imagine trying to sneak into the Hokage's office and getting stuck in the janitor's closet. Embarrassing!

Believe It! What Happens Next?

So what does this all mean? Is Mayor Baraka gonna end up in a real life Infinite Tsukuyomi? Probably not. But this whole situation is messier than my apartment after a ramen fueled gaming session. I'll keep you all updated because you know I never give up EVER! Dattebayo!