Columbia's Accreditation in Doubt, A Disturbance in the Force it Is!

Accreditation Troubles There Are!

Hmm a dark side surrounds Columbia University's accreditation it does. The U.S. Department of Education eyes wide open has spoken. Met the standards for accreditation Columbia has not. Failed to meet federal antidiscrimination laws they have allegedly. Like sand through fingers compliance is slipping.

Harassment a Pathway to the Dark Side

Jewish students on campus harassed they are. Tolerated this Columbia has according to reports. Remember 'Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.' Harassment is a slippery slope it is. Correct it they must or face the consequences hmm.

Accreditors the Gatekeepers

Gatekeepers of federal student aid the accreditors are. Decide who gets loans and grants they do. A great responsibility this is. Neglect their duty they must not. Follow the Force they must... and the regulations hmm.

Secretary McMahon Speaks Wise Words These Are

Linda McMahon the Education Secretary has spoken. 'Deliberate indifference' towards Jewish students she sees. 'Immoral and unlawful' this is she says. Strong words these are. Remember 'Always pass on what you have learned.' Teach Columbia she must.

Columbia Responds Defensive They Are

Aware of the concerns Columbia is they say. Addressing them with Middle States they claim. 'Deeply committed to combating antisemitism,' a spokesperson declares. Words are wind but actions speak louder they do. Show us Columbia not just tell us hmm.

Title VI the Law to Abide

Discrimination prohibited Title VI dictates. Based on race color or national origin it cannot be. Federal funding at stake Columbia's is. Investigate they do the Office for Civil Rights. Much to learn Columbia has. 'Do. Or do not. There is no try.' Comply they must.