Boy! Newsmax Stock Price EXPLODES! Is This the End of Wall Street as We Know It?!

Hmph. Another Battlefield.

Bah! Newsmax. I hear whispers of this…'news channel.' They seek glory it seems. They raise… '$75 million.' How pathetic. In my day we took what we wanted! Blood and gold were our currency. Now these mortals offer 'shares' at…'$10?' Sounds like a game for weaklings. This 'Reg A+'… a twisted path to power bypassing the 'SEC.' They seek to avoid the serpent's gaze yet they still offer their entrails for inspection. Fools!

The Allure of…'Retail Investors'?

These 'retail investors'... Are they like the farmers who offer me tribute? No... These are the masses who think they understand war. They are told stories and they believe them. They offer their coins to the gods of finance. 30,000...a pitiful number. I have slain armies ten times that size! They believe they are buying power but they are just buying false hope.

From $14 to $85! What is this Sorcery?!

The stock… it rose. From '$14' to '$85' in a single day? Witchcraft! Or perhaps just the folly of man. Up…then down. Like Icarus soaring too close to the sun only to plummet into the sea. This is the nature of greed BOY. It promises the sky but delivers only despair.

The 'Float'… A Fleeting Glimpse of Power.

Only a fraction available for trading… less than 6%. HAH! So little control. They call it 'float.' Like a child's toy boat on a raging sea. At the mercy of the currents the winds the whims of the gods...or in this case the 'meme stock.'

Meme Stock? More Like 'Mee Mee' Stock

They dare to call it a 'meme stock'? Such weakness. Like calling a draugr a 'slightly irritated corpse'. It means they follow the crowd like sheep driven by foolish notions of solidarity and rebellion. 'Support alternative media,' they say. They might as well scream 'Please Zeus strike me down with lightning!' Their intentions matter not. Only the outcome.

Momentum… A Cruel Mistress.

Ah yes…'momentum'. The fickle goddess. She grants strength one moment and then betrays you the next. These 'momentum traders'… they chase the fleeting light heedless of the shadows that follow. They drive up the price then watch it crumble. They are but pawns in a game far older than they can comprehend. Remember this Boy. The cycle ends here. We must be better than this.