BOY! Trump's 100 Days: Europe Reels from Chaos - Is This Ragnarok?

Another Fine Mess: Trump's Second Coming

Hmph. These mortals. Always whining about their 'geopolitical turmoil.' They speak of Donald Trump's second term and the chaos it brings. Kaja Kallas speaks of 'unpredictability.' I Kratos know unpredictability. I once faced down Zeus himself. This...this is child's play. But even a God cannot ignore the rumblings of war and trade. Though I much prefer the booming sounds of my axe.

Trade Wars: More Pointless Than Aesir Politics

Trump has levied tariffs then *paused* them. He threatens the EU with duties on aluminum steel and those infernal 'autos.' Bah! It reminds me of the endless squabbling in Asgard. All posturing and little sense. These 'counter measures' they prepare...futile. Like Atreus trying to lift Mjolnir. The boy has spirit but some tasks are beyond reach. Just as peace is beyond these mortals.

Uncertainty: A Constant Companion

The European Central Bank weeps about 'uncertainty.' Robert Holzmann bleats about holding back decisions. Klaas Knot compares this to...the plague? These are weaklings. Uncertainty is a constant. It is the nature of existence. I have faced fates far worse than trade disputes. But I do not cower. I adapt. They should learn from the bear and the wolf.

Germany's 'Crisis Moment': A Mere Scratch

This Joerg Kukies speaks of 'trust' and says they are nowhere near a crisis. Fool. Trust is a luxury for the naive. These mortals bicker and bicker while the wolves howl at the door. They are all bark and no bite!

Ukraine: The New Battlefield

Ah Ukraine. Another land soaked in blood. Kallas says the EU supports Ukraine. Trump speaks of ending the war in a day then reverses course. Empty promises! All of them. The United States may or may not aid them and Europe trembles. They rely on others? Pitiful. Strength lies within. Learn to rely on yourselves or be consumed.

A God's Advice: Be Ready

More pressure needed on Russia she says. These words...meaningless. Pressure will not bring peace. Only strength and resolve can. Remember this: when the earth trembles and the sky darkens prepare yourselves. For the only certainty is that the gods of chaos are always watching always waiting. *grunts*