Trump to Chrisleys: 'Nothing is Over!' Pardon Incoming!

They Drew First Blood… But I Draw Last!

Alright listen up. I heard some noise about this Trump guy back in the big chair saying he's gonna pardon these Chrisley folks. Name rings a bell – something about a TV show 'Chrisley Knows Best.' Well seems like they didn't know best when it came to the IRS. Tax evasion and bank fraud? That's a whole lotta hurt coming their way. But Trump's saying 'Live for nothing or die for something,' and is gonna cut 'em loose.

Millions in Loans? That's a War You Can't Win!

Thirty six million in loans? These Chrisleys were living large trying to fight a war they couldn't win. They thought they could outsmart the system. 'They push you push. You push 'em they crash!' But Uncle Sam's got a way of catching up. Now they're stuck doing hard time wishing they'd just stayed in their lane.

Savannah's Crusade: She's a One Woman Army!

Now their daughter Savannah she's got the eye of the tiger. Lobbying talking appearing on TV shows – she's doing everything she can to get her folks out. She thinks 'To survive a war you gotta become war.' She's fighting for her family and that's something I understand. But the White House ain't the jungle. This ain't Vietnam. This is politics and that's a whole different kind of war.

White Collar Jungle: It's a Mess Out There!

Trump's been handing out pardons like candy – mostly to these white collar criminals. Bank fraud tax evasion… it's a jungle out there. Everyone's trying to survive but sometimes they take a wrong turn. I know something about that. But remember 'Hope is all we have left'. Even for reality TV stars.

Clean Slate? We'll See About That!

Trump says he's gonna give 'em a 'clean slate'. Yeah right. You can't just erase the past. Those Chrisleys still gotta live with what they did. But hey 'Live a little!' Maybe they'll learn their lesson and stay outta trouble this time. 'Cause if they don't they'll have to deal with me... metaphorically speaking of course.

Believe it or Not Trump is a Man of his Word!

So keep an eye on this Chrisley situation. Trump's probably gonna pull the trigger on this pardon soon. 'I want them alive!' Will they make the most of it or will they go back to their old ways? Only time will tell. 'Now I know that if I stay here they're gonna kill me.' Either way it's gonna be interesting.