Trump Bails on G7: Middle East Inferno and a Whole Lotta Tariff Talk

First Blood: The Summit Skips a Beat

Alright listen up. Word is Trump’s pullin' out of this G7 thing early. Says it’s 'cause of the Middle East. Could be… or maybe he just got tired of listenin' to a bunch of suits yappin' about stuff they don't understand. I've seen it before. One minute you're in the jungle fightin' for your life the next you're stuck in some fancy room listenin' to some pencil pusher tell you how to win a war with paperwork. 'Live for nothing or die for something,' right? But these guys? They're just livin' for lunch.

Putin's Pal or a Strategic Genius? You Decide.

He's talkin' up Putin sayin' everyone was wrong to kick Russia out. Says Putin doesn't talk to anyone else. Maybe he just needs a good therapist not another summit. These G7 fellas want tougher sanctions but Trump? He's playin' it his way. Like I always say 'To survive a war you gotta become war.' And Trump? He's become the whole damn battlefield.

Zelenskiy's Wish List: More Guns More Glory

Zelenskiy's showin' up lookin' for weapons. Says he planned to discuss new weapons purchases for Ukraine with Trump. Says they wanna gang up on Trump to stiffen his stance. All that talkin' ain't gonna solve nothin'. You need action. You gotta push when they push get that first blood. If you know what I mean.

Communique Chaos: Nobody Agrees on Anything

They can't even agree on a statement about Iran and Israel. Canada's givin' up on the whole idea of a final communique. Remember that summit in Quebec? Trump just up and pulled the plug after he left. These guys are like a bunch of cats in a burlap sack. All clawing and hissing gettin nowhere fast. 'Nothing is over!' Except maybe this summit.

The Art of the (Trade) Deal: Tariffs and Tantrums

Tariffs tariffs tariffs! Trump wants 'em. Canada doesn't. It's always about the money ain't it? Starmer got a deal with Trump lowerin' U.S. tariffs. First country to do it they say. Meanwhile Canada's standin' their ground. 'Our position is that we should have no tariffs on Canadian exports to the United States'. Good for them. You gotta stand for something or you'll fall for anything.

No Man Left Behind... Except Maybe at the G7

So there it is. The G7 is falling apart quicker than a bad mission plan. They don't agree on Russia they don't agree on the Middle East and they sure as hell don't agree on tariffs. Maybe it's time for these guys to stop talkin' and start actin'. 'They drew first blood not me.' And I'm just sayin' somebody needs to draw a line in the sand before it's too late.