CIA Headquarters Gets a Bangin' Wake-Up Call! (Not My Fault This Time!)

Kaboom? More Like a Whimper!

Alright alright settle down boom lovers! Word on the street (aka the boring news) is some dude got shot at the CIA headquarters this morning. Non fatal they say. What's the fun in that? If you're gonna make a bang MAKE A BANG! I mean seriously where's the kaboom? There's supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!

Double the Shootings Double the Fun...or Not?

And get this – some other folks Israeli Embassy staff were turned into swiss cheese near some museum in D.C.! Double the shootings double the... paperwork probably. They say it's not related. But come on everything's connected somehow right? Like how my explosions always seem to find their way to Piltover's finest. Silco would be proud.

CIA Says 'Oops My Bad' (Kind Of)

The CIA is all like 'Security incident! Main gate closed! Find another way to work you drones!' So dramatic. As if a little gunfire is gonna stop anyone. Powder kegs are much more effective trust me. Although I guess they're not as fun as my chompers.

Traffic Jams? My Kind of Party!

And of course the cops are there playing traffic director. 'Move along people nothing to see here!' Oh but there IS something to see! A missed opportunity for chaos that's what! I bet I could make a better mess than whoever caused this. It's easy you simply begin to type and think about chaos!

No Link? Don't Believe the Hype!

They're all saying 'no evidence' linking the two shootings. Pfft boring! Where's the conspiracy? Where's the excitement? It's always gotta be some boring reason. I say we need more sparkle and less 'evidence'. Though that's what they all say. Then BAM! Everyone is wrong.

Stay Tuned for More Mayhem (Maybe)

So there you have it. A couple of shootings a closed gate and a whole lotta nothing happening. But hey keep your eyes peeled! You never know when Jinx might show up and add a little *real* excitement to the mix. After all Rules are meant to be broken!