Trump's New Air Force One: A Gift from Qatar or a Trojan Horse? Indy Investigates!

Fortune and Glory Kid…and a Boeing 747?

Well hello there folks Indiana Jones here! Seems our pal President Trump is about to get a new toy. A Boeing 747 no less courtesy of Qatar. Now I've seen my share of treasures from the Ark of the Covenant to the Sankara Stones but a jumbo jet? That's a new one even for me. Senator Schumer bless his soul is having a bit of a conniption claiming it's “naked corruption.” Naked you say? Makes you wonder what else Qatar might be offering… snakes? Why did it have to be snakes...

Even Putin Raises an Eyebrow!

According to Schumer this deal is so shady “even Putin would give a double take.” Now that's saying something! I've tangled with Nazis Soviets and Thuggees and believe me when even those characters think something's fishy you know it's time to grab your fedora and whip. Speaking of whips Schumer is cracking his by putting a hold on Justice Department nominations. A bold move let's see if it pays off.

The Emoluments Clause: More Treacherous Than a Pit of Snakes?

Ah the Emoluments Clause. Sounds like some ancient curse from a lost temple doesn't it? Apparently it prevents presidents from taking gifts from foreign entities. Schumer's demanding Attorney General Bondi explain why this jet doesn't violate it. I imagine that's going to be a fun conversation. Probably less fun than outrunning a giant boulder but still... potentially explosive!

Espionage and Surveillance: Is This Jet Bugged?

Senator Cruz of all people is worried about “espionage and surveillance problems.” Now that's rich! But he has a point if there's one thing I've learned it's that nothing is ever as it seems. This jet could be a trojan horse filled with more than just comfy seats and a wet bar. Maybe it's filled with Spies I hate those guys...

Skeezy Stuff Needs to Stop!

Even Ben Shapiro is chiming in saying “this kind of skeezy stuff needs to stop.” Skeezy? I like that! It's got a nice ring to it. Makes you think of back alley deals and whispered secrets. Reminds me of Cairo in 1936... good times good times. Anyway he's right. If you don't like Trump cut off the head and the body dies.

Is Trump Really Disappointed With Boeing?

Trump says he's disappointed that Boeing is taking so long to build a new Air Force One. A likely story he probably wanted a bigger plane. I'll tell you what it reminds me of. Remember what Brody said about the Ark? "We are simply passing through history. This... This is history." Well is this the first line of the next history book or just the last chapter of the current history book? Only time will tell...