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Indiana Jones investigates how dividend-paying stocks offer a shield against market volatility, highlighting Goldman Sachs' top picks for a financially secure future. image

Fortune and Dividends: A Daring Quest for Market Stability!

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:13
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Samsung faces a profit plunge as it trails behind in the AI chip race, missing out on the Nvidia gold mine. image

Fortune and Failures: Samsung's Treasure Hunt for AI Gold Turns to Dust!

Tue 08 July, 2025 00:26
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Samsung faces a profit plunge as it struggles to catch up in the high-stakes race for AI chip dominance, leaving even Indiana Jones wondering if they chose wisely. image

Fortune and Folly: Samsung's Stumble in the AI Chip Game!

Tue 08 July, 2025 00:26
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Tesla's stock takes a tumble as Elon Musk throws his fedora into the political ring, leaving investors wondering if he's found the Ark of the Covenant or just another snake pit. image

Elon's New Political Party: Fortune and Glory? Or Just Plain Fool's Gold?

Mon 07 July, 2025 08:58
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Indiana Jones reports on Elon Musk's latest escapade into the political jungle, and the market's reaction that would make even Belloq sweat. image

Elon's New Party? Great Snakes! Tesla Stock Plummets Faster Than a Nazi U-Boat!

Mon 07 July, 2025 08:58
3 minutes to read

Indiana Jones uncovers the mystery behind the great retiree migration from California to Florida, revealing the treasures and traps of this golden exodus. image

Florida Gold Rush: Why Retirees Are Trading California Dreams for Sunshine State Schemes!

Sat 05 July, 2025 13:00
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Join Indiana Jones as he deciphers the political hieroglyphs of the new tax bill, uncovering its treasures, traps, and potential curses for the American people! image

Fortune and Chainsaws: Indy's Take on the New Tax Bill!

Thu 03 July, 2025 20:23
3 minutes to read

Professor Indiana Jones reports on the House's near-disaster vote on Trump's tax and spending bill, a treasure hunt fraught with peril and political maneuvering. image

Fortune and Folly: Trump's Tax Megabill Escapes the House Trap!

Thu 03 July, 2025 07:59
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A swashbuckling account of Sean 'Diddy' Combs' trial, where accusations of excess and intrigue meet a verdict that's more 'snakes, why did it have to be snakes?' than 'fortune and glory'. image

Fortune and Vice: Diddy's Brush with the Law - An Indy Eye View

Wed 02 July, 2025 15:20
5 minutes to read

Indiana Jones investigates a government panel stacked with vaccine skeptics, debating the safety of a mercury-containing ingredient in flu shots. image

Thimerosal Tempest: Snake Oil, Vaccines, and Government Sabotage!

Tue 01 July, 2025 20:56
3 minutes to read