Yabba Dabba Doo! Trump's Budget is Here, But Will Congress Say 'Dino'?

A Big Beautiful Bill? Sounds Like a Bronto Burger!

Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flinstone here reporting live from Bedrock! Seems like this Trump fella the big cheese in Washington is rollin' out his budget for 2026. He's sendin' it to Congress this Friday like throwin' a bone to Dino! This budget thingy is supposed to tell everyone how much moolah each government agency gets startin' October 1st. But like Wilma always says 'Fred you can't have your cake and eat it too!' and it's up to Congress to actually make it happen and they usually change it more than I change my bowling ball grip!

Republicans Ruckus Over Rock Bottom Spending!

The Republicans in Congress are fightin' like cats and dogs over these proposed cuts. They're tryin' to figure out how to pay for these big tax cuts they wanna pass by July 4th. Sounds like a birthday party for the rich but who's gonna bring the cake? And with these tariffs Trump put on everything the economy's wobblin' like my car on a rocky road. It's enough to make a caveman wanna hide under a rock!

A Trillion Bucks for Bamm Bamm's Army!

Trump's talkin' about a military budget over a TRILLION dollars! That's enough to buy a million brontosaurus burgers! He says these tariffs he put on everyone will bring in more dough and pay for the tax cuts. Sounds like he's robbin' Peter to pay Paul or maybe robbin' Barney to pay Fred! But hey at least Bamm Bamm will have some nice clubs to swing.

Environmental Programs Getting the Dino Dung Treatment!

Now here's the kicker. This budget's gonna cut over $160 billion from environmental renewable energy education and foreign aid programs. That's like takin' away Wilma's pearl necklace! They're slashin' everything like I slash my golf score. It's enough to make a dinosaur cry... if they weren't all extinct that is!

Elon Musk and the Great Government Slim Down!

Trump along with that Musk fella has been tryin' to shrink the government faster than I can eat a rack of ribs! They shut down some agencies and fired a bunch of folks. Some of those cuts are stuck in court. Sounds like a real Bedrock brouhaha if you ask me! I tell you what even Slatepock feels sorry for those people.

Fred's Final Stone Cold Verdict

Well that's the scoop from Bedrock! Trump's off to Florida while his budget drops. Sounds like a sweet deal for him but what about the rest of us? I say if this budget ain't fair to everyone it's gonna be a real 'yabba dabba don't!' And that's the Flintstone truth!