Yabba Dabba Doo! Prez Says Less Dolls, More Rocks?!

A Stone Age Scoop!

Yabba Dabba Doo! Fred Flintstone here reporting live from beautiful Bedrock! I gotta tell ya folks I just heard the craziest thing on my pet dinosaur radio. Seems this fella President... what was it? Trump? Yeah that's the guy. He's been talkin' about tariffs and dolls. Tariffs! Sounds like some kinda fancy bird Wilma would keep as a pet not somethin' that affects me buyin' bronto burgers!

37 Dolls?! Great Gazoo!

This President Trump is sayin' that little girls don't need 37 dolls! 37! Wilma only lets Pebbles have like three. And most of the time she's playin' with rocks anyway. I guess he thinks kids can be happy with just a few dolls. Maybe he's onto somethin'. Less clutter more room for dino rides!

Less is More? Says Who?

He even said folks don't need 250 pencils! Now I don't even know what a pencil is but I reckon if you need that many you need 'em! What's next? He gonna tell me I don't need a rack of ribs after a hard day at the quarry? Oh I don't think so! I need my sustenance so I can work hard and provide for my family. Not buying it pal! But I will provide the sustenance for myself Yabba Dabba Doo!

Empty Shelves?! Ruh Roh!

Apparently these tariffs might mean the stores get a little empty. Empty?! That's like sayin' the Water Buffalo Lodge is out of bronto brew! Unthinkable! But this Trump fella seems to think China will suffer more. I dunno about that. I just hope they don't run out of those little dino shaped candies Pebbles loves. Yabba Dabba Doo it is important that my little Pebbles has her dino shaped candy!

Scrooge McDuck in the White House?

Some big shot strategist fella named Karl Rove is callin' him "Mr. Scrooge." Now I ain't never met this Scrooge fella but he sounds like a real Bedrock Grumpasaurus! President Trump didn't like that much either said Rove doesn't tell him what to do. But no one tells Fred Flinstone what to do!

My Two Stone Nickels

Well folks that's the news from Bedrock! This whole doll and tariff business is makin' my head spin faster than Dino chasin' a butterfly. Maybe this Trump fella is right maybe we all could use a little less stuff. But one thing's for sure: I'm still gonna need my bronto burgers! Yabba Dabba Doo!