Yabba Dabba Doo! Friedrich Merz is the New Top Rock in Germany!

Holy Granite! Merz Wins… Eventually!

Yabba Dabba Doo! Your old pal Fred here reporting live from Bedrock! Seems this Friedrich Merz fella finally got enough rocks – I mean votes – to become the big cheese the top rock the… well you get the picture Chancellor of Germany! Took him two tries though. Reminds me of that time I tried to bowl a perfect game. Strike one gutter ball two strike three...Yabba Dabba Doo!.

630 What?! More Like a Dino Sized Problem!

This Merz fella needed at least 316 out of 630 members of parliament to vote for him. 630! That's more than all the pebbles in Bedrock! He got 325. Close call eh? Makes me think of those times I almost missed work at the quarry. A close call indeed!.

The Market Wobbles but Doesn't Fall!

Now get this the German Dax stock market—whatever that is—was feeling a bit rocky (pun intended!) until Merz won. Then it only went down a little bit. Seems like even those fancy money movers like a bit of stability just like Wilma likes her pot roasts… predictable and delicious!

Center Right? Sounds Like a Perfectly Balanced Boulder!

Apparently Merz's party the Christian Democratic Union teamed up with another party. Sounds like one of those team bowling competitions! They're gonna form a coalition government which I hear is like having two bosses instead of one. Pray it's not like having Mr. Slate as your boss TWICE!

Coalition Agreement? More Like a Cave Painting!

These parties signed some kinda agreement full of plans about migration taxes and even minimum wage. Minimum wage!?! I tell you between Slate's wages and these new taxes I'll be lucky if I can afford another brontosaurus burger this week! Though Wilma keeps reminding me how Pebbles and Bam Bam need to eat.

Stay Tuned Folks!

That's all for now folks! This story will be updated just like my bowling score after a few after work dino ribs. Yabba Dabba Doo!