Trump 2028 Hats?! Somebody Stop the Music! (and Maybe the Politics)

Third Time's the Charm? Or Just Plain Crazy?

Alright alright settle down everybody! Donkey's on the scene with the breaking news! So apparently the Trump folks are selling these RED HOT 'Trump 2028' hats and shirts. I'm talkin' bright red folks! Like a dragon's breath kinda red! Now correct me if I'm wrong but didn't we already do this election thingy? Twice? It's like tryin' to eat an onion there are layers! Layers man!

Rewrite the Rules? More Like Re Write the Constitution!

These shirts also say 'Rewrite the Rules'. Now I'm just a simple donkey but last I checked that ol' Constitution thingamajigger says you can only be President twice. It's like sayin' you can only have two waffles in the morning! Where's the fairness in that huh? I like my waffles!

The White House Weighs In (Sort Of)

When folks asked the White House about it they kinda shrugged and said 'It's a cool hat!' A cool hat?! Is that all we're worried about? What about the implications?! It's like sayin' 'That dragon's breath smells nice' while it's burnin' down your house. Priorities people! Priorities!

He Said She Said They Said 'Maybe'

Trump himself has been playin' coy about it sayin' 'A lot of people want me to do it.' Well a lot of people want me to stop singin' but you don't see me stoppin' do ya? Then he says he likes working. I like working too! Mainly at eating snacks and napping but hey work is work!

Bannon's Bold Prediction: President Trump Forever!

And Steve Bannon? That fella's goin' full fairytale! He's predictin' Trump's gonna be President in 2029! That's some serious crystal ball gazing folks. Someone get that man a magic mirror! Maybe he can tell me where I left my lucky horseshoe.

A Resolution to Rule Them All!

Some Congressman even introduced a whole resolution thingamajig to try and let Trump run again! It's like tryin' to change the rules of checkers mid game! Not cool man. Not cool. Look all I'm sayin' is let's stick to the rules. Unless the rules say I can't have more waffles. Then we got a problem.