Farquaad! They're Fightin' Again! Trump's Big Bombs Go BOOM in Iran!

Hold On To Your Waffles! The Big Boss Speaks!

Alright alright settle down! Donkey's here to tell you what's been goin' on in the world. Apparently this dude named Trump the big cheese in America gave a speech. Now usually when someone's talkin' I'm interruptin' but this time it sounds kinda serious. He was talkin' 'bout... uh... *checks notes* ... a rumble in Iran!

Bombs Away Baby! (But Not the Fun Kind)

So get this: seems like some big scary planes flew all the way from Missouri – yeah Missouri! – all the way to the Pacific. And they weren't bringin' birthday presents lemme tell ya. These planes are packin' some serious heat somethin' called a 'bunker buster'. Sounds like somethin' Shrek would use to get to his swamp but apparently it's for blowin' stuff UP! Boom boom shake the room ya know?

Nuclear Nonsense! Not Cool Man!

They went and whacked some places in Iran called Fordo Natanz and Esfahan. Now I ain't never heard of these places but apparently they got somethin' to do with... *whispers* ...nuclear stuff. And if there's one thing Donkey don't like it's things that go BOOM and make everything glow green! That's even worse than a dragon's bad breath!

USA vs. Iran: It's Gettin' Real

So apparently this whole shebang puts the U.S. smack dab in a fight with Iran. And Israel's kinda eggin' 'em on too! It's like when Shrek and Fiona are arguing and I'm just standin' there like 'Can't we all just get along?' But with more explosions. This is way more complicated than figuring out the layers of an onion... or a parfait.

What About Far Far Away?!

I gotta wonder what does this mean for Far Far Away? Are we gonna get dragged into this mess? Are the Three Blind Mice gonna have to learn how to fly fighter jets? I'm tellin' ya Princess Fiona needs to call up the Fairy Godmother and get some protection spells goin'! Safety first kids!

Stay Tuned Folks! (And Maybe Hide Under a Rock)

Well that's the news from your favorite talking donkey. Keep your ears peeled your eyes open and maybe practice ducking and covering just in case. And remember 'Even donkeys have layers'. Hopefully this whole situation can be sorted out before things get too... explosive! Now if you'll excuse me I need a waffle. Things are always better with waffles.