Donkey's Breaking News: America and Ukraine Strike a Deal! (Is it Waffles?)

Far Far Away... From War (Hopefully)!

Alright alright settle down everybody! Donkey here bringing you the hottest news straight from... well not exactly my swamp but close enough! Seems like America and Ukraine done went and signed some fancy schmancy minerals deal! Apparently Uncle Sam gets first dibs on Ukraine's shiny rocks and dirt and in exchange they're gonna build a piggy bank for Ukraine to rebuild itself. Shrek always says 'Better out than in,' and I'm hoping this deal is gonna be all about 'better' for everyone! You know like 'better' than dragon breath in the morning.

Trump's Shiny Rock Collection (and Other Stuff)

Now this President Trump guy? He's been chasin' this deal like I chase waffles in the morning! Said he wanted it to pay back all the money America's been givin' Ukraine. He even said he didn't wanna look 'foolish'! Can you believe it? I thought I was the only one worried about lookin' foolish! But hey if it helps end that awful war with Russia then I'm all for it. Just imagine instead of bombs they'll be diggin' for... stuff! And I bet that stuff is gonna be really valuable maybe even more valuable than Fiona's love... or my friendship... or waffles!

Zelenskyy's Got the Map (and the Minerals!)

President Zelenskyy from Ukraine seems like a pretty smart fella. He's the one who gets to decide where they dig and what they dig up. He said it's gonna be a signal to the world that Ukraine is reliable. I hope so! I mean who wants to make a deal with someone who's gonna flake out on ya? Not me! I need my friends to be reliable especially when they're holdin' the waffles. And this Svyrydenko lady also said it's gonna be a 50 50 partnership which sounds fairer than me tryin' to get Shrek to share his swamp mud bath!

Peace Prosperity and Possibly Waffles?

So what does all this mean? Well according to the fancy people it means that America is serious about peace in Ukraine. They're hopin' this deal will show Russia that they're stickin' with Ukraine for the long haul. Me? I'm hopin' it means that everyone can start buildin' things instead of breakin' things. And maybe just maybe with all that prosperity someone will invent waffle flavored minerals! Now that's a deal I can get behind!

Donkey's Disclaimer: I'm Not a News Anchor

Now I ain't no fancy news anchor. I'm just a talking donkey with a nose for adventure and a stomach for waffles. So don't go quotin' me to your fancy friends. Just remember what I said: peace is good waffles are better and maybe just maybe this deal will make the world a little bit more like Far Far Away... but with less ogres and more breakfast.

I Like That Boulder...That is a Nice Boulder

Well that is all that I have to say. Did you ever hear of a donkey that was a news reporter well now you have. Now if you excuse me I am going to go make some waffles. I think that you should do the same. Peace out!