Trump's Tesla Betrayal: A Disturbance in the Force!

A Red Menace Approaches!

The Force is strong with irony wouldn't you agree? President Trump it seems is considering abandoning his Tesla. A red Model S no less! A symbolic vehicle once meant to showcase loyalty to the rebellious… err I mean innovative… Elon Musk. It appears the Emperor's… I mean the President's… patience has worn thin.

The Alliance is Dead. Long Live… Nothing!

This alliance once promising is now as fractured as Alderaan. Musk who dared to criticize the Supreme Leader's… I mean the President's… tax bill has earned his ire. To think all this time the plan was to buy Tesla and spread 'unlimited power' across the galaxy....But the Dark Side like politics is full of surprises.

DOGE Days Are Over!

The President initially acquired the electric vehicle to bolster Musk a man under fire for his involvement in Project DOGE a noble if ultimately futile effort to rein in government spending. But now this act of support feels like a distant galaxy far far away. It's as if he felt that Musk was trying to overthrow his power!

Contracts Will Suffer! Or Will They?

The President in a fit of pique worthy of a Sith Lord has threatened to sever government contracts with Musk's ventures including SpaceX. A foolish move? Perhaps. But remember 'It is your destiny!' Or at least that's what the Emperor always told me before he fell down the reactor shaft.... Anyway it remains to be seen if this threat will materialize or if it's just hot air from a dying star.

A Tesla Parked in Limbo!

The fate of the red Tesla hangs in the balance. Parked outside the White House it's a silent testament to a broken bond. A potential gift? A sale? Or perhaps it will simply rust a monument to fleeting political alliances. Much like Anakin Skywalker's love for Padme.

The Force is Weak With This Car!

Margo Martin a special assistant and Karoline Leavitt the White House press secretary posed for a photo in the doomed vehicle. Were they celebrating the alliance? Or merely posing for the camera with the impending storm in mind? 'I find their lack of faith disturbing.' But perhaps 'It is too late for me son.' The car is doomed.