Oops!...They Did It Again! U.S. and India Teasing a Trade Deal... Hit Me Baby One More Time!

Stronger Than Yesterday?

Okay dolls so I heard about this trade deal thingy between the U.S. and India. Like Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent (who's that BTW? ??) is saying we're 'very close.' Is it like 'close' to finding my remote after a long day of dancing or like 'close' to figuring out the secret to the perfect tan? Either way sounds exciting! After all 'everybody's looking for something' ... maybe a good deal?

Gimme More... Negotiation Details!

Apparently Vice President JD Vance met with India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi last week. 'Work Bitch' I say! Get those deals done! Bessent says 'very good progress' was made so maybe we'll see some announcements soon. I just hope it's not another 'From the Bottom of My Broken Heart' situation and this deal actually happens! No timeline? Ugh talk about driving me crazy! ??

Ooh Ooh I Wanna Know!

Bessent said something about India having 'posted and ready tariffs,' which makes it easier to negotiate. Like are we talking about price tags on diamonds or is it more complicated? All this trade talk makes me want to break out into a 'Toxic' remix. ??

Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman... But Ready for Trade!

The White House is trying to secure trade deals after those big tariff announcements. 'Lucky' them! Eighteen important relationships but only talking to seventeen... Poor China is being excluded from this party and it feels like they are 'Lonely' out there. Maybe they need a little 'Sometimes' moment to reflect... ??

My Prerogative!

So 17 partners 'in motion.' Sounds like a dance off only with money instead of well me! ?? All this talk about deals and tariffs is making me want to binge watch 'The Crown' while eating a whole pizza. 'Do Somethin'' about it right?

Hit Me Baby One More Time

Seriously though I hope everyone involved remembers to 'be good be bad just don't be boring!' Let's get these deals done and then maybe we can all celebrate with a round of margaritas and a little 'Slave 4 U' karaoke! ????