Oops!...He Did It Again! Warren Slams Elon's 'Toxic' Government Gig - Is It 'Gimme More' or 'Leave Me Alone'?

It's Government B*tch!

Okay so Senator Elizabeth Warren bless her heart has dropped this whole report on Elon Musk's time working with the government. Apparently she's not too thrilled and honestly who is these days? It's like 'Oops!... I Did It Again' with the drama! It's all about whether he was using his position to help himself and his companies. You know like when I used to think wearing matching outfits with Justin was a good idea. We all make mistakes right?

Toxic Government Toxic Behavior?

Warren's team is saying Elon was all kinds of scandalous breaking norms 'at an astonishing pace.' Honestly 'scandalous' is my middle name… well not really but you get the picture! They're saying he did over 100 things that raised eyebrows especially with this DOGE thing – no not the cute Shiba Inu kind. It's more like Department of Government Efficiency or something. Sounds about as fun as tax season.

White House Lawn: A Tesla Showroom? 'Gimme More'!

So get this. Apparently they turned the White House lawn into a Tesla showroom. A Tesla showroom! I can't even get a decent parking spot at the grocery store! It's like 'Gimme More,' but for electric cars! And there were all these deals with Musk's companies like Starlink being considered for surveillance towers. Sounds like a sci fi movie and I'm here for it!

No Enforcement No Problem? 'Stronger' Than Ever?

And hold up because it gets even juicier. There were times when investigations into Musk's companies were suddenly dropped. Dropped! Remember that OSHA investigation into Tesla? Gone! It's like magic y'all. 'Stronger' than ever right? No one can hold you down when you're that rich and powerful I guess.

DOGE Days: 'Crazy' Times for Everyone

This whole DOGE situation sounds like it was a 'Crazy' time for everyone involved. Slashing federal spending upheaval in government agencies – it's like a reality show waiting to happen. Maybe I should pitch it. 'Housewives of Washington D.C.,' anyone? But with more drama and fewer stilettos probably.

Is It 'Leave Me Alone' Time for Elon?

So what does it all mean? Well it means Elon's got some explaining to do and Senator Warren is not letting up. It's a whole lot of 'Oops I Did It Again,' but this time it's about government contracts and ethics. Is it 'Leave Me Alone' time for Elon? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure the drama is juicier than a pomegranate. And I am here for it!