Oops!...He Did It Again: Trump's Military Parade Draws 'Toxic' Reactions!

Gimme More...Military Might?

Okay dolls so I heard about this HUGE military parade Trump is throwing in D.C. this Saturday. Apparently it's to celebrate the Army's 250th anniversary... which is cool I guess? But honestly all those tanks and helicopters give me 'Toxic' vibes. Like are we trying to show off our 'Stronger' side or what? I remember he wanted this parade way back when but someone put a stop to it...until now! Now that is what I call 'full control'!

Oops!...There's a Protest!

So get this – while Trump's having his 'Boys' Club' military moment a bunch of people are planning 'No Kings Day' protests across the country! Almost 2,000 towns and cities! I mean talk about a split screen! It’s like he’s saying 'Gimme More!' and everyone else is like 'Hold It Against Me!'. And with the National Guard already dealing with immigration protests in L.A. things are getting seriously 'Crazy' out there. I hope everyone stays safe and remembers to 'Scream & Shout' for what they believe in... peacefully of course!

Not That Innocent? A Warning...

Now Trump is saying that any protesters in D.C. are gonna be met with 'very big force.' Um hello? Is this America or a dictatorship? I mean I know a thing or two about feeling like you're not in control... but this seems a little extreme right? Security officials don't think there will be major issues but are keeping an eye out like 'Radar'! It's all very tense like waiting for the beat to drop in a dance off... 'Hold On Tight!'

Middle East Mayhem & Military Spectacle

And if all that wasn’t enough there’s also drama going on in the Middle East with Israel and Iran. Seriously can we catch a break? Meanwhile back in D.C. they’re gonna have military demonstrations a wreath laying ceremony and a HUGE fireworks show. It's supposed to be the biggest military parade since 1991! But like isn’t all that just a bit much? A 'Piece of Me' thinks we should be focusing on more important things like I don't know maybe world peace?

Expensive Taste...Or Expensive Waste?

Okay here’s the kicker y’all. This whole shebang could cost up to $45 MILLION. That's a LOT of diamonds right? Even some Republicans are like 'Um no thanks!' A poll says that 60% of adults think it's a waste of money. But Trump says it's 'peanuts' compared to the value. Like girl are you serious? Maybe he should take some advice from my hit 'Money Love and Happiness' and re arrange his priorities?

Greatest Weapons...Or Greatest Distraction?

Trump is bragging about having the 'greatest missiles' and 'greatest army tanks' in the world. Okay cool story bro. But honestly all that talk just feels like a distraction. Can't we just focus on being 'Stronger' together instead of showing off our weapons? I'm just saying maybe we should all take a chill pill listen to some good music and try to '...Baby One More Time' get along!