Gotham's Elite Dine in Riyadh: A Dark Knight's Take on Trump's Saudi Soiree

Riyadh Rendezvous: The Usual Suspects

More than 30 CEOs the crème de la crème of American capitalism flocked to Riyadh for a luncheon with President Trump. Banks AI companies defense contractors – a veritable rogue's gallery of industry giants. The White House calls it 'networking'; I call it a den of vipers slithering for advantage. As Alfred always says 'Some men aren't looking for anything logical like money. They can't be bought bullied reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn…or get a tax break.'

Prestige and Payoffs: The Price of Power

These invitations are more coveted than a Batarang at a clown convention. It's not just about building relationships; it's about showing allegiance. But let's be clear this isn't blind patriotism. Many of these companies are feeling the pinch of Trump's tariffs and trade policies. They're playing a dangerous game dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight for a piece of the pie. Remember what Harvey Dent said? 'You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.' These guys are angling to be the last ones standing when the music stops.

The Inauguration Slush Fund: Follow the Money

Ah the inauguration fund – a record breaking $239 million. Money talks doesn't it? Much of it earmarked for Trump's presidential library a monument to ego as large as Gotham City itself. Some of these executives have already secured deals during the trip. Coincidence? I think not. As I always say everything is connected.

Musk's Midas Touch: Regulatory Roulette

Elon Musk overseeing the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)? That's rich. It's like putting the Joker in charge of Arkham Asylum. And what a surprise regulatory problems at his companies magically disappear. The Justice Department drops a case an inspector general gets the axe. Seems like some are more equal than others but not to worry I see through the lies.

AI and Arms: Palantir's Golden Age

Palantir's shares are soaring because Trump's gutting of federal departments is creating gaps they can fill with AI. Fewer employees more AI – sounds like a recipe for a dystopian future. And a million dollar donation to the inauguration fund? A little on the nose don't you think? It seems that I will have to keep a closer eye on these developments...

BlackRock and Panama: Frozen Assets

BlackRock acquiring ports on either end of the Panama Canal? Now that's a power play. But it's on ice due to global trade tensions. Sometimes even the biggest sharks get caught in the net. BlackRock's million dollar donation is a mere appetizer for the feast they were hoping for but this proves that all it takes is a little push!