
Newsmax Goes Public: A Ninja's Rise to the Top!
Alright listen up! Newsmax this news channel that kinda leans right (like when I'm trying to balance my ramen bowl!) just went public! They're now on the New York Stock Exchange trading under the name 'NMAX'. It's like they're trying to become Hokage of the stock market or something! Believe it!
From Zero to Hero: A Stock Price Jutsu!
The stock started at $10 a share but then BAM! It went super Saiyan! Up over 700%! That's like when I finally learned the Rasengan only way more profitable! I'm tellin' ya even I can't believe it! They closed the day at $83.51! Talk about a shadow clone jutsu of cash!
Competing with the Big Dogs: Even a Knucklehead Can Do It!
Christopher Ruddy the big boss of Newsmax said he wanted to give Fox News some competition. He thinks there's room for a 'center right' news channel. It's like me trying to compete with Sasuke! Always striving to be the best dattebayo!
From Digital to Cable: The Evolution of a News Rasengan!
Newsmax started as a website way back in '98 then became a cable TV channel in 2014. Now they're the No. 4 cable news channel right behind Fox News CNN and MSNBC! Not bad for a newbie huh? It's like mastering the Sage Mode after years of training!
Ratings Wars: Not as Intense as the Fourth Great Ninja War!
Okay so they're not as popular as Fox News (yet!) but they're still pulling in a decent amount of viewers. It's like when I'm trying to get people to acknowledge me – gotta keep working hard and never give up dattebayo!
Trump's Blessing: A Rising Tide Lifts All Boats (Even Newsmax's!)
Ruddy even got a call from Trump about the IPO! He told him 'A rising Trump lifts all boats!' I guess even politicians like a good stock market boost! It's all about the power of teamwork just like when we fought Kaguya!
lolo123
Can Newsmax beat Fox News? I'm betting on it!
owenlee1975
I bet Trump is happy about this!