Believe It! Trump's Shadow Clone Jutsu on Pharma: Making Drugs Great Again, Dattebayo!

Rasengan of Regulations: Smashing Red Tape!

Alright listen up! President Trump who's got more energy than even I do after a bowl of ramen just dropped this HUGE executive order like a Rasengan to red tape! He's saying 'Forget buying medicine from other countries dattebayo! We're making our own right here!' Seems like he's channeling his inner Hokage protecting the village—I mean the United States—from relying on others. He wants the FDA to speed up approvals for new drug factories here. Faster than my Shadow Clone Jutsu hopefully!

Sexy Jutsu on Inspection Fees: Foreign Factories Beware!

But wait there's more! The FDA is gonna start charging foreign factories more for inspections. Plus get this they're gonna show up unannounced! Talk about a surprise attack! It's like when I sneak up on Kakashi sensei to pull a prank only this time it's about making sure our meds are safe. Trump is really going after those sneaky foreign factories. I hope they're ready for the Hidden Leaf's inspection squad. No more easy visits believe it!

EPA's Summoning Justu: Building Blitz Incoming

The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) is getting involved too! They are gonna help to speed up the building of new factories. It's like a summoning jutsu for construction projects! And to make things smoother there's gonna be one person in charge of all the paperwork. That's almost as good as having Shikamaru plan everything. No more confusing missions! This is all about getting things done faster dattebayo!

Pharmaceutical Tariffs: A Double Edged Kunai?

Now here's where it gets a bit tricky. Trump's talking about putting tariffs on imported drugs. It's like using a double edged kunai – it could protect us but it could also cut us if we're not careful. Some companies like Pfizer are already worried it'll stop them from investing more in the U.S. It's like they're saying 'Hey we're trying to help but this is making it harder!' Hopefully Trump knows what he's doing or we might end up with a bigger problem than trying to control the Nine Tailed Fox.

Rasenshuriken of Reshoring: Will it Cut Costs or Just Cut Us?

The idea is to bring manufacturing back to the U.S. like how I always try to bring Sasuke back to the village. But making drugs here could cost more which means the price of medicine could go up! Ouch! That's like getting hit with a Rasenshuriken. It's great that we'll have more control but if people can't afford the meds then what's the point dattebayo? We gotta figure out how to make this work without breaking the bank. Maybe I should ask Sakura chan; she's good with the medical stuff!

Believe it! Hokage Level Planning Needed!

So yeah that's the scoop! Trump's trying to be the Hokage of healthcare making sure we're all safe and healthy. But it's gonna take some serious teamwork and planning to pull this off. We need to watch out for those foreign factories build new ones here and make sure everyone can afford the medicine. It's a tough mission but I know we can do it if we work together! Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go train. Gotta be ready for anything believe it!