SHISHISHI! Eli Lilly's Treasure Chest Overflowing (But They Dropped Some Berries)!

Gomu Gomu no Earnings!

Hey nakama! It's your captain Monkey D. Luffy here to tell you about some treasure I found! Well not exactly *found* but these guys called Eli Lilly made a ton of berries er dollars selling stuff that makes people... thinner and less sugary? Sounds kinda boring but the numbers are HUGE! Like 'I could buy a lifetime supply of meat' huge! They earned so much it's like finding the One Piece... almost!

Mounjaro and Zepbound: The Gum Gum Fruit of Pharmaceuticals!

These two things Mounjaro and Zepbound are apparently super popular. People are gobbling them up faster than I can eat a barrel of meat! Mounjaro's like the diabetes Devil Fruit and Zepbound is the weight loss one. Shishishi! Sounds like they're doing a 'Gomu Gomu no' on those diseases!

Uh Oh! A Little Treasure Lost!

But here's the weird part. Even though they made a mountain of treasure they said they expect to earn a bit LESS next year. Something about buying a new cancer fighting thingy? That sounds kinda like Zoro getting lost on the way to the treasure! They dropped some berries but they still have plenty left for a feast!

Tariff Troubles? Sounds Like Chopper Needs a Doctor!

This guy Dave Ricks (sounds like a pirate right?) said something about tariffs and taxes. Tariffs are like when Nami charges us extra for supplies and taxes are... well they sound like even MORE Nami charges! He says President Trump's tariffs are making people build factories in America? Sounds like someone's using Observation Haki!

The Dream of Lower Taxes: More Meat for Luffy!

Ricks also wants lower taxes. He says they’d build factories in the U.S. if they got a break. Shishishi! More factories mean more jobs and maybe... MORE MEAT! I'm all for that! If everyone gets to eat meat that sounds like a world I wanna live in!

Wall Street Blues? Sounds Like Sanji's Cooking is Off!

Apparently some guys called "analysts" thought they would make even MORE money. When they didn't their shares went down! Sounds like Sanji made a bad meal and everyone got angry! But don't worry I bet they'll bounce back soon. After all we pirates always find a way!