Meat on the Bone! Luffy's Take on Stocks is WILD!

Shishishi! I'm Buying Treasure!

Oi everyone! Luffy here future King of the Pirates and now a part time stock trader! Shishishi! See Nami keeps yelling at me about needing more Gomu Gomu no Mi shaped snacks so I figured I’d try this ‘investing’ thing. Apparently it’s not about burying treasure but… buying pieces of companies? Sounds kinda weird but whatever gets me meat!

Dana who now? Sounds Like a Good Snack!

First off I grabbed 25 shares of this ‘Danaher’ thing. Sounds like a fancy brand of meat! Nami says it's all about how they're playing it safe with their plans like Usopp when he's scared! Apparently some smart guys with glasses think this Danaher thing is gonna bounce back and bring in the Berries! They say they even got upgraded! Just like when I use Gear Second! *Gomu Gomu no Jet… Upgrade!*

Home Depot? More Like Home DE licious!

Then I snagged 10 shares of ‘Home Depot’. Now that sounds more like it! A depot full of homes… maybe they have kitchens full of meat! Sanji would be all over this place! Apparently even though houses aren't selling like hotcakes this Home Depot place is still a good bet. Like believing in your nakama even when things get tough!

Inflation? Tariffs? Sounds Like a Weak Villain!

Apparently the market was all gloomy because of ‘inflation’ and ‘tariffs’. Sounds like some weak villains to me! But because everyone was scared things got cheaper! Time to buy! It's like when the Marines leave an island unguarded – prime time for adventure and treasure!

Under Promise Over Deliver? Just Like Sanji's Cooking!

This Danaher company… they used to be all sneaky good promising little and then BAM! Huge success! But they kinda lost their way like Zoro when he gets lost in a straight line! But now they're trying to get back on track! They're even cutting costs which sounds boring but apparently means more Berries for me later!

Investing Club? More Like Food Club!

So yeah that’s my take on this whole ‘stock market’ thing. Gotta keep Nami happy with those Gomu Gomu no Mi shaped snacks ya know? Maybe I can even convince Jim Cramer to join my crew… Imagine the parties! Shishishi! But don't trust me too much I might just use the money to buy more meat! I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!