Why So Serious, Iran? Israel Throws a Nuclear Party (And Nobody RSVP'd)!

A Little Mayhem Before Brunch

Well well well what have we here? Seems like our friends in Israel decided to throw a little surprise party for Iran. Airstrikes galore! Explosions in Tehran! It's like a twisted Fourth of July only instead of fireworks we have oh you know POTENTIAL NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION! Ha ha! You know it's funny all it takes is a little…push!

Talks? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Talks!

Oh and get this: they CANCELLED the nuclear talks! As if talking could solve anything. Give me a good explosion any day. It's all part of the plan you see? Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh and planned talks? They are part of their elaborate charade to control you. Bahahahahaha!

Kaboom Goes the Refinery!

Israel decided to aim for some oil refineries. Did you hear the joke about the refinery? Nevermind you wouldn't get it! Now THAT’S what I call a good time! Think of the global markets! The chaos! The… opportunities! I just love when things go boom. You know I am an agent of chaos.

Evacuate! Evacuate! Arms Factories Are Going Down!

The Israeli military bless their cotton socks even gave Iran a heads up on social media to evacuate those oh so important arms factories. How considerate! I am an agent of chaos but even I believe everyone deserves a little bit of kindness! A little bit of consideration!

Trump's Truth Bomb

And good ol' Donald Trump jumps into the fray tweeting about deals and destruction. He's a comedian that guy. "We can easily get a deal done!" Easy for YOU to say Donny. You're not dodging missiles! He reminds me of the quote "All you care about is money. This town deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them!"

The Body Count: A Laugh Riot!

Oh the death toll! At least 78 Iranians and 13 Israelis are taking a permanent nap. The Weizmann Institute of Science was hit but no one was harmed. How unlucky! But it’s all part of the game isn’t it? A little death here a little destruction there. It's not about the money; it's about sending a message. Everything burns!