Why So Serious About Boeing? A Clown's Take on Upward Momentum!

Ha ha Harned's Hilarious Hopes!

So this 'analyst' named Harned – sounds like a constipated donkey doesn't it? – is all giddy about Boeing. Doubling down he is! Thinks their stock is gonna shoot up like a rocket… or maybe crash and burn like one of my experiments. Either way it’s entertaining! He's slapped a $249 price target on it. 21% upside he says. Why so serious about numbers? It's all a game a beautiful chaotic game!

Cash is King or is it Chaos?

Apparently Boeing's defense business is gonna be a 'powerful cash generator'. Oh honey everything generates cash… eventually. It's just a matter of *how* you get it. And trust me I know a few ways. Some more… *explosive* than others. But hey if it means more green for me I’m listening. After all it's not about the money... it's about sending a message!

China Qatar and Tariff Troubles: A Recipe for… What Exactly?

Deliveries to China are back on a deal with Qatar Airways and the tariff boogeyman is supposedly easing up. All sounds nice and tidy doesn't it? But remember 'Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos'. These 'positive events' are just dominoes waiting to topple. And I for one am ready to give them a little nudge!

Risk? What Risk? Live a Little!

Harned admits there's risk involved like Boeing hasn't screwed up enough in the past decade. 'More risk in not owning the stock,' he says. Now that’s a line I can use! See the only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. So why follow these analyst goons? Risk is just… a chance for things to get interesting. And interesting is good!

737 Mayday? Not My Problem!

Some concerns about 737 deliveries and certifications? Yawn. Details details. Who cares about the fine print when there's a whole world to… paint red? Besides if those planes *do* go belly up well that's just… performance art! Remember when the chips are down these civilized people they'll eat each other. See? I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

The Punchline?

So should you buy Boeing? Should you sell? Should you just burn all your money and watch it flutter away like so many… forgotten dreams? I have no idea! And frankly I don't care. All I know is it's all a joke. A sick twisted beautiful joke. And I'm here to enjoy the show. Now if you'll excuse me I have some… experiments to conduct.